By rs - 30/06/2012 18:36 - Egypt

Today, after watching Hulk with my friends, we spent a good half hour discussing exactly how enlarged Bruce Banner's package would be in his Hulk state. I couldn't hide my excitement, and now my friends won't stop teasing me. FML
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speshlk37 13

You wouldn't like me when I'm horny...

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flockz 19

HULK SMASH!! if you know what i mean....

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unknown_user5566 26

Asshole. See, I can call people names, too!

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gracehi 31

Douche. See? I can anonymously sling monosyllabic insults over the internet too. I guess that makes me as cool and witty as you are.

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gracehi 31

Dammit, Kleeklay! Beat me to the punch!

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Mossadchick 5

Haha whenever someone says this I think of Hulk smashing Loki like a rag doll. EPIC

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unknown_user5566 26

Since you are a female, how exactly were you showing physical signs of excitement? Unless you were wearing a skirt with no underwear, I'm not sure I understand how they would've known without you telling them...

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zombiibabii 4

She was probably just acting REALLY enthusiastic and her friends thought she was putting way too much thought into it, lol.

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BitchynessIsGod 4

Nipples, they get stiff when cold or horny. Am I the only one that knows this? (Not trying to be rude there, just not sure how no one knows/remembers.)

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zombiibabii 4

Depends on how padded the bra was, lol. If she was wearing a flimsy one, or no bra at all, the nipples could have definitely given her away.

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unknown_user5566 26

Yeah I didn't really consider the nipples, since most girls wear padded bras these days. That's a bit strange if OP's friends were looking closely enough at her boobs to notice such a thing, haha.

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McNerdyNerd 8

When they're about to poke an eye out, it's hard not to notice haha

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TheDrudgeChild 4

Yes 82, when females are aroused, their penises get hard. Makes perfect sense.

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destroyer69 0

Does no one consider that this might have been a shirt less party because that came to mind.

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unknown_user5566 26

Oh lord. You're one of those guys who assume girls try on each other's bras, have tickle fights, and indulge in pillow fights during sleepovers, aren't you?

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byakko4 6

You're not the only one whose had that conversation. My best guy friend and I have a list of which characters we'd **** and in which order.

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byakko4 6

Actually, Loki is. Then hawkeye, Natasha, hulk,Bruce, tony, cap, Thor, coulson, fury, Maria hill, and Darcy.

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Fmlsea 28

time to get out and get a real man

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martin_martian7 11

Hulk horny!!

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HayJay316 9

I talk about that at band camp LOL.

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Pinkfreak43 5

Is it bad if I thought that too? ;D we're just girls, it's natural. No worries

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pinkpixie06 11

There's no shame in getting excited about that! :)

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