By Anonymous - 16/06/2010 23:16 - United States

Today, after weeks of looking forward to my birthday trip to the beach, I've come down with a serious case of the flu. My family is still going without me, but at least now they don't have to pay someone to watch the dog. Happy birthday to me. FML
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Salaminizer 0

When they're gone, sneeze on everything they own, sleep in their beds, etc. So when they get back, YOU can go to the beach and THEY can be sick.

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terror_twins 0

Your family is ******* horrible. Get a new one. hahaha.

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ruby84 1

no one asked u, by the way, that picture of u is making me really sad.

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terror_twins 0

Your family is ******* horrible. Get a new one. hahaha.

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Salaminizer 0

When they're gone, sneeze on everything they own, sleep in their beds, etc. So when they get back, YOU can go to the beach and THEY can be sick.

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iCommentFML 0

Lol this reminds me of the time i moved on my birthday... as a gift got chips from a gas station .... oh and i'd lick their tooth brushed 

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Yulia_fml 0

wow ruby, you're just oozing negativity. learn to be nice sometimes :)

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fellie_fml 0

It could be worse, you could be left at home with a guy with an axe, although being stuck at home on your birthday with the dog is a close second. FYL, hope you got them back in some awesome way

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Chrisskiies 0

but what if the dog doesn't like the op ? or op doesnt like the dog??

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Shutsuji 3

At least you had the opportunity to go on a birthday trip, most people now are lucky if they get anything at all :|

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Shutsuji 3

I will say though that the fact they went anyway makes them total assholes.

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