Health: Today, after weeks of looking forward to my birthday trip to...

By Anonymous - 16/06/2010 23:16 - United States

Today, after weeks of looking forward to my birthday trip to the beach, I've come down with a serious case of the flu. My family is still going without me, but at least now they don't have to pay someone to watch the dog. Happy birthday to me. FML

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Today, I came back home from a 3-month trip to see my boyfriend and his family. Leaving them was obviously very emotional, and to top it off as soon as I got home, I realized I'd left my antidepressants behind, and I now have the flu as well. FML

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By happy21sttome - 15/06/2015 13:39 - United Kingdom

Today, after five years in a row of my family doing absolutely nothing to even acknowledge my birthday, I got train tickets to see my boyfriend for the weekend and celebrate with him. I woke up to six angry texts about how I'm "selfish" for not staying at home with my family. FML

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Salaminizer 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 9:51

When they're gone, sneeze on everything they own, sleep in their beds, etc. So when they get back, YOU can go to the beach and THEY can be sick.

terror_twins 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 9:31

Your family is ******* horrible. Get a new one. hahaha.

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missmontreal97 4

Saturday 7 August 2010 6:12

they suck. at least your dog loves you :3

LadyReptar 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 1:33

that's just messed up. not even funny just rude :|

edoohan619 10

Saturday 19 November 2011 1:49

something like that happened on my birthday. my famiy was on holiday and during my birthday whie we were there i got sick and they all went off bungee jumping