Miscellaneous: Today, after working 12 hours, my scooter broke down 2 miles... - FML

By shanannygians07 - 26/01/2014 06:46 - United States - Rialto

Today, after working 12 hours, my scooter broke down 2 miles from home. I had to walk myself and my scooter home all uphill. My boyfriend and his friends drove by, honked and kept going. FML

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shanannygians07 28

Monday 27 January 2014 10:38

For those of you who said ydi, shit I guess I did! I do have a car but I prefer to spend 3 dollars in gas a month rather that 150!! I work at a restaurant on the waterfront bartending all day so I was tired after a brutal day. When I said it was uphill, I meant uphill, not a gradual incline. It was steep! and very late at night when my EXboyfriend drove by. I certainly didnt look like I chose to walk a moped up a mountain! Thanks guys!

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LizetteBerenice 22

Sunday 26 January 2014 17:16

Time for a new boyfriend.

soccerstar1996 18

Sunday 26 January 2014 17:18

So I guess he doesn't feel that phenomenal post-poop feeling when he's around you

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thaliaa_fml 2

Wednesday 29 January 2014 4:00

dick move

thaliaa_fml 2

Wednesday 29 January 2014 4:00

dick move

VixieRattler 9

Wednesday 29 January 2014 20:10

Maybe he was trying to be funny ... but if that guy ever did care about you, he would've stopped and picked you up .. that bastard. Glad he got the boot

lessavii 2

Thursday 30 January 2014 1:17

YDI for riding a scooter

knotcool 15

Friday 31 January 2014 5:35

Sorry, Unrelated to the FML, but for all the people inquiring about a scooter, I had a kymco people 500 and never had a problem on it :)

Anguine 5

Friday 31 January 2014 6:40

Only 2 miles..

dominoL 7

Friday 31 January 2014 14:34

Time to make him an ex..but at least you were 2 miles away instead of 5

Daxto 3

Saturday 8 February 2014 23:12

Sounds like explaining what he did wrong with him might be an uphill battle

Blahblah9921 4

Tuesday 11 February 2014 5:06

thats not a good bf unlesss he was jk then no hes not a gentle man so break up with him

jensenisbatman 12

Saturday 6 June 2015 0:08

You for owning a scooter

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