Miscellaneous: Today, after working 12 hours, my scooter broke down 2 miles... - FML

By shanannygians07 - 26/01/2014 06:46 - United States - Rialto

Today, after working 12 hours, my scooter broke down 2 miles from home. I had to walk myself and my scooter home all uphill. My boyfriend and his friends drove by, honked and kept going. FML

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shanannygians07 28

Monday 27 January 2014 10:38

For those of you who said ydi, shit I guess I did! I do have a car but I prefer to spend 3 dollars in gas a month rather that 150!! I work at a restaurant on the waterfront bartending all day so I was tired after a brutal day. When I said it was uphill, I meant uphill, not a gradual incline. It was steep! and very late at night when my EXboyfriend drove by. I certainly didnt look like I chose to walk a moped up a mountain! Thanks guys!

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LizetteBerenice 22

Sunday 26 January 2014 17:16

Time for a new boyfriend.

soccerstar1996 18

Sunday 26 January 2014 17:18

So I guess he doesn't feel that phenomenal post-poop feeling when he's around you

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Ninjerman 7

Thursday 13 August 2015 5:41

This is one of those posts that needs to have an "I agree, they suck" option

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