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By giantsfan2010 - 23/09/2010 04:31 - United States

Today, after working and saving up money for an entire year, I bought a 2001 VW Cabrio. I showed it to my friends, they all laughed at me and told me it was a girl's car. FML

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You deserved it 28 614

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Same thing different taste

By Tripartita - 07/07/2016 13:31 - United States

Today, after months of convincing from my friends, I finally bought a car they claimed would be a chick magnet. Wrong kind of "chick," mates. FML

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You deserved it 78

By NoBalls - 12/06/2009 00:23 - United States

Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML

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You deserved it 22 490

And then.....

By Emmpag - 02/02/2020 01:00 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, I bought my very first car that I spent years saving for. A few hours after I signed all the papers, I let my boyfriend go for a test drive. He totaled it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 291

You deserved it 808

By crap car - 30/03/2016 01:13 - United States - Golden

Today, a friend was making fun of our teacher's car, calling it dorkmobile and saying only idiots would own that car. It's the same as the car I just bought. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 095

You deserved it 1 862

Sick ride, dude

By RdL - 12/12/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, my parents said that they bought me a car. I had been begging for one for a year and they always said that I would have to pay for it myself. I got really excited and went to the garage to see my new ride. It was a Hot Wheels car with a note saying, "Save your money". FML

I agree, your life sucks 69 695

You deserved it 31 586

By Badnewca - 14/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I drove home in my brand new car, hoping to surprise my girlfriend. She came out the house laughing, saying how funny it was, and how I look like a "twollop" in it. Then in all seriousness, she asked me when I was getting my "actual car" back from the garage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 153

You deserved it 5 227

By Username - 06/06/2011 03:29 - United States

Today, I just bought a car with all of my own money. Then, when I brought it home my dad informed me that my mom will be driving it to work every day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 719

You deserved it 4 108

By exalia - 07/05/2012 20:40 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I finally bought a car, after saving up for a year. My dealer had told me it was a good buy, so I snapped it up then and there. On the way home, the rear axle practically fell out of the car due to frame rot. My dealer wants to buy the car back at half the price. FML

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You deserved it 30 275

By Motorless - 08/09/2017 01:30

Today, after months of riding a bike through the rain, I finally saved up enough for a car. It was a little aged, but ran fine. That is, until a tire blew out, the engine stalled, and the battery died within one week. FML

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You deserved it 360

By leem - 27/08/2014 21:21 - Belgium - Zoersel

Today, as I was driving out of a parking lot, some douchebag yelled at me: "Nice car! Too bad you're so ugly!" It was my friend's car, so I don't even have that going for me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 575

You deserved it 3 225

Mirorbo 26

Thursday 23 September 2010 12:07

Who cares what they think, darling? What matters is that it's your car and you worked hard to earn it.

Tweety122888 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 12:10

I bet they don't have cars....

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bilibob323523 0

Friday 24 September 2010 14:49

took you a year to save up that shitty car?

Sawm11 0

Friday 24 September 2010 14:50

sounds like a bunch of jealous guys to me.

jaybird09 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 8:00

excuse miss, nice ride

mudboggin96 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 8:48

be proud of yourself for buying your own car imo. now having said that, the vw cabrio is the ultimate chick car, sorry.

MichaelDePatron7 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 9:07

its not a girls car, unless a girl bought it

MadamGeek 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 11:25

Fudge that. Be proud of your car. You earned it by hard work and that's something! Not a lot of people can say that now-a-days. ^_^ ( and #52 is win)

BethiiGeex 0

Saturday 25 September 2010 16:14

it's a ugly car anyway.

guyfromri 1

Sunday 26 September 2010 7:36

You're not a girl? WTF are you doing in a cabrio? Dope!

Ross_H 0

Friday 1 October 2010 21:32

YDI for buying a 2001 VW Cabrio, it's a girl's car.

jmoose311 3

Monday 11 October 2010 9:14

Why don't you go out and buy a pink bicycle with a basket on the front, too? YDI.

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Same thing different taste

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Sick ride, dude

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