Transportation: Today, as I was driving out of a parking lot, some douchebag...

By leem - 27/08/2014 21:21 - Belgium - Zoersel

Today, as I was driving out of a parking lot, some douchebag yelled at me: "Nice car! Too bad you're so ugly!" It was my friend's car, so I don't even have that going for me. FML

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By crap car - 30/03/2016 01:13 - United States - Golden

Today, a friend was making fun of our teacher's car, calling it dorkmobile and saying only idiots would own that car. It's the same as the car I just bought. FML

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By fugly - 06/06/2015 00:44 - United States - Landenberg

Today, as I was putting stuff into the back of my car, a man walked by and said I looked "super fine." When I looked up to look him in the face, he immediately looked disgusted and basically ran away. Apparently, my face does that. FML

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Fighting talk

By Anonymous - 23/04/2022 18:00

Today, I went out with my girlfriend to a restaurant. After parking up next to a badly parked Audi, I commented, “Typical shit parking by an Audi driver.” Unbeknownst to me, the owner was walking to his car at the exact same moment. FML

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By agstadra - 08/12/2010 15:24 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

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Stoking too close to the sun

By Anonymous - 16/11/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I was stoked to show my new car to my friends that I pulled into the parking lot a bit too fast, attempting to look cool. I accidentally hit the curb and ended up scratching the entire front bumper on a trash can that I didn't see. Now I have a busted up bumper, and my friends will probably never let me forget it. FML

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Matching

By Clunker - 24/10/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, as I was driving with my boyfriend, he pointed out what a crappy car I drive. About how the locks don't work, the vents are broken, the windshield wipers are busted, my headlights aren't bright, and a hubcap is missing. Then he said I’m a good match for my car, 'cos we have the same “personality". FML

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By apparentlyunattractive - 07/06/2009 09:23 - United States

Today, someone left a note on my car, saying "You're gorgeous. Call me. #######." I called the number and they said they saw me in the store I was in, telling me "You were the ONLY attractive person in there." We decided to meet up. He walks over, I say hi, he says "I think I put my number on the wrong car." FML

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Mean streets

By fouchi - 10/04/2024 07:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML

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MOVE!

By AHole - 21/11/2012 14:03 - United States - Grand Forks

Today, the car in front of me in the drop-off area at my son's school parked, and the driver got out. I basically leaned on my horn and gave her every dirty look in the book. She said nothing but stared at me as she opened the back of her van to unload her child's wheelchair. I'm an asshole. FML

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theflyingellis 26

Thursday 28 August 2014 5:21

Talk about a bad day :(

cnewton84 28

Thursday 28 August 2014 5:21

Some people are just jerks op. Move on and dont let other peoples stupid comments bring you down

Comments

theflyingellis 26

Thursday 28 August 2014 5:21

Talk about a bad day :(

nchic01 17

Thursday 28 August 2014 5:37

sorry op!

Onyxdragon 9

Thursday 28 August 2014 6:43

Some people just go through life being douchebags, don't let someone who woke up on the wrong side of the bed get to you

niftyhasdelulz 12

Thursday 28 August 2014 8:21

Jealousy is a bitch.

cnewton84 28

Thursday 28 August 2014 5:21

Some people are just jerks op. Move on and dont let other peoples stupid comments bring you down

tonyfan00 38

Thursday 28 August 2014 5:22

Ouch. Sorry that happened to you OP Some people get joy in being rude to complete strangers. He'll piss off the wrong guy someday...just wait.

niftyhasdelulz 12

Thursday 28 August 2014 8:23

Yes, karma is also a bitch.

Michiganfan4164 7

Thursday 28 August 2014 5:22

You could steal her car

princesspeachxox 18

Thursday 28 August 2014 5:51

Or his windshield wipers

WadeNickerson 16

Thursday 28 August 2014 5:23

Looks aren't everything that guy's just a dick. FYL.

LittleBells 17

Thursday 28 August 2014 5:29

Speaking of dicks, he probable has a small one

llamarrama01 21

Thursday 28 August 2014 5:24

At least you don't have to go insulting strangers to make yourself feel better about your life. That's something.

KittehFreak 25

Thursday 28 August 2014 5:25

If it helps any, you're probably not even ugly. He was just jelly.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Thursday 28 August 2014 14:16

Personally, I'd rather be jam.

False_Stupidity 41

Friday 29 August 2014 0:41

Well speaking of condiments, I'd rather be peanut butter than anything else.

LittleBells 17

Thursday 28 August 2014 5:27

You're prettier than him on the inside at least

jayeterror775 18

Thursday 28 August 2014 11:43

I guarantee OP is also beautiful on the outside too :). That douche bag just has to insult others because of his own insecurities.

emilycb93 12

Thursday 28 August 2014 5:28

Personally when I see guys with really nice cars, like huge trucks, I always think they're over compensating for something.

slyde32 12

Thursday 28 August 2014 9:27

that's a stupid assumption, we're guys, we like cars, doesn't mean we're over compensating for anything

joemud 13

Thursday 28 August 2014 13:06

I drive a lifted 2014 jeep wrangler and I'm not compensating. It's what I wanted so I went out and got it, people should be able to do what they enjoy without a stigma