Miscellaneous: Today, a friend was making fun of our teacher's car, calling...

By crap car - 30/03/2016 01:13 - United States - Golden

Today, a friend was making fun of our teacher's car, calling it dorkmobile and saying only idiots would own that car. It's the same as the car I just bought. FML

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Today, as I was driving out of a parking lot, some douchebag yelled at me: "Nice car! Too bad you're so ugly!" It was my friend's car, so I don't even have that going for me. FML

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By mycar - 20/08/2013 17:40 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I was showing a new girl around at school. As we were walking through the parking lot she noticed a green jeep and commented, "I heard the person who drives that is a total creep. Is he?" I said I didn't know who it was. It was my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML

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By Anon - 28/12/2012 08:14 - United States - Southbury

Today, I was racing my friends to the car for shotgun in the parking lot at night. I opened the passenger door of the car to find an old lady staring at me. It was the wrong car. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I bought a used car from a private dealer my parents had recommended. On my way home they called to tell me that their car broke down. They bought it last week from the same guy. FML

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By Badnewca - 14/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I drove home in my brand new car, hoping to surprise my girlfriend. She came out the house laughing, saying how funny it was, and how I look like a "twollop" in it. Then in all seriousness, she asked me when I was getting my "actual car" back from the garage. FML

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Googolman 29

Wednesday 30 March 2016 13:52

Offer your friend a ride to school and then show up in your "dorkmobile". It'll probably make it awkward for them.

mrlucky22 18

Wednesday 30 March 2016 13:52

You auto get a new friend.

Comments

mrlucky22 18

Wednesday 30 March 2016 13:52

You auto get a new friend.

Skycop_S 23

Thursday 31 March 2016 1:47

Why? He didn't even do anything wrong..

crzyaznXD 10

Thursday 31 March 2016 2:42

He said you "auto" get new friends.

Googolman 29

Wednesday 30 March 2016 13:52

Offer your friend a ride to school and then show up in your "dorkmobile". It'll probably make it awkward for them.

srhearrell 21

Wednesday 30 March 2016 13:55

Look, if you like your car, then that's what matters. How does your friend know that car is so awful if they've never driven/ridden in one? I say do what #2 said and give them a ride in it.