Miscellaneous: Today, after years of bad blood, my husband decided to invite...

By Anonymous - 19/08/2012 23:25 - United Kingdom - Kent

Today, after years of bad blood, my husband decided to invite his parents to dinner. After making rude remarks about my pregnancy, his dad eventually muttered that I'm a slut. My husband punched him, his wife called the police, and now I'm all alone while he sits in a jail cell for battery. FML

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By dididikaisik - 01/08/2021 05:01 - United States

Today, I received a call from my husband of 10 years from prison. He sobbed on the phone as he explained to me that his anger got the best of him, and couldn’t control himself. He beat the pulp out of a classmate of his for declining a date with him, and sent her to the hospital. FML

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By young and dumb - 27/08/2016 06:27 - United States - Trenton

Today, I got married to the man I love even though my whole family told me not to marry him. He got into a drunken fight at our wedding and is now in jail. He apparently won't be getting out any time soon due to charges I didn't know about. FML

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By katybaby - 09/12/2010 17:15 - United States

Today, my husband ran at me, groaning like a zombie. I was so startled that I screamed, punched him, and started sobbing. Now he won't talk to me because this is 'the first step on the road of domestic violence'. FML

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By AussieG75 - 21/07/2012 04:48 - United States - Saint Augustine

Today, I heard screaming coming from my neighbor's house. Since her husband has a history of abusing her, I called the cops. After they left with him in custody, she called to yell at me because they were "working things out" after "having a few drinks". FML

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Scumbag

By old mom - 29/09/2023 06:00

Today, my scumbag son slapped his girlfriend in front of her family, and her dad picked him up and threw him off a second floor balcony. Good for her dad, he deserved it, but now he's laid up at my place and I have to wipe his ass and listen to him whine. FML

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Thanks bossman

By Anonymous - 11/10/2013 16:43 - United States - Logan

Today, I finally decided to stand up for myself and quit my crappy job working for my abusive father. I gave him a few insults too, to which he reacted by calling the police and claiming I'd threatened to murder him. I spent three hours in jail before they finally let me go. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2020 11:02 - United States

Today, I was eating at a restaurant when a man came up to me and said, "You're pathetic for having lunch with someone that much older than you." My dad immediately got up and punched the man in the face. My fiancé's parents had to walk in the door right as it happened. FML

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Misbehaving

By anonymous - 05/02/2013 05:22 - United States - Hampton

Today, at a friendly get-together, my friend's husband had too much to drink and got into a fistfight with my husband. I'm seven-and-a-half months pregnant, and the friendly get-together was my baby shower. FML

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Some winners…

By brawl y’all - 31/10/2020 09:04 - United States

Today, what started as a family gathering turned into an all-out brawl. I saw my son’s wife punch him, so I hit her. Her mom and sister jumped me. My husband was pulling them off when the other husband thought he was attacking them and jumped in, so my son jumped in as well. We won, at least. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, my father in law drunkenly announced at dinner that he wished my husband had married my best friend. No one stuck up for me. Not even my husband. FML

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alexa9510 1

Monday 20 August 2012 3:20

But what a good husband for sticking up got his wife! (:

ASD_K 11

Monday 20 August 2012 3:21

His dad seems like a bit of an ass. Kudos to your husband for sticking up for you, though! He doesn't deserve to be in prison.

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supapasiri 0

Monday 20 August 2012 8:20

whoops that came out wrong. ): *so that means his mom was/is a **** too right? :p

zipitgood 0

Monday 20 August 2012 8:30

He did the right thing, but in the eyes of the law words can never justify a physical response, fyl indeed. This is the only time I've ever said that.

kosmo95 4

Monday 20 August 2012 8:32

Nice that he would stand up for you

imparfit42 7

Monday 20 August 2012 8:34

It you lived in Texas your husband wouldn't have gone to jail. (:

HiddenValley 5

Monday 20 August 2012 8:46

He called you a **** knowing the fact that you are pregnant with his grand kid. Classy.

Fmlsea 28

Monday 20 August 2012 8:51

congrats OP on having a real man for a husband who is defending you and sticking ,by you even though its against his parents not a lot of people would do that . And alot of people would wish for partners like that ,hopefully now you and your husband can focus on your own family now you have the baby you dont need his family anyway they sound like they would be such a negative force .

pcentral 17

Monday 20 August 2012 11:19

That's really awful OP :( I'm very glad to hear that your husband stuck up for you though! Good on him!

mollymayan 3

Monday 20 August 2012 12:19

Look at the bright side, you have a good hubby :)

MissAmz 7

Monday 20 August 2012 12:28

What a great husband for sticking up for his pregnant wife! Kudos.. If that was me, I would have not minded being alone if the hubby stuck up for me like that! ^_^

krewer21 1

Monday 20 August 2012 13:22

The old man insults you in your home, your husband defends you, and he gets arrested in his own home?! Wow, and I thought we here in the US were messed up! OP, hope your husband gets released and takes his sperm supplier to court!