By Username - 03/10/2010 00:12 - France

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend wanted to prove how honest he is so he showed me numerous texts in his phone where he told other women he was in a relationship before asking them to sleep with him. FML
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PizzaGuy11 0

RAPE HIM! no dont. its illigal in 42 states including texas. made up fact.

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FirstBornUnicorn 0

I don't think honest is the best policy in this situation.

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moonlight_daze 8

Your boyfriend isn't the sharpest tool in the shed. Or the brightest bulb in the drawer.

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7basher7 0

http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=GB#/watch?xl=xl_blazer&v=veRg5KSxK3U PLEASE WATCH

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Storm121693 0

wow. he really is cluless. but at least you found out.

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mrahhhhh 21

Be honest too and tell him he's a douchebag.

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mrahhhhh 21

Then tell him that there was once a man who was also honest, and was even famous for it. Then say he will end up just like that man if he ever does that again, and point a gun to his head. Then whisper: "Abraham Lincoln." Disclaimer: Above comment not to be taken seriously. Also for anybody mad about an Abraham Lincoln joke... too soon? P.S. I don't hate ol' Abe, this is just the most famous person I could come up with at 1 in the morning.

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xdeadxradiox 0

Haha that's so dramatic! I like it! :D

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Zebidee 8

"too soon?" is the funniest thing I've seen on FML. Ever.

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mrahhhhh 21

Because disclaimers give me a chance to use sarcastic humor. My version of disclaimers aren't meant to actually warn people, they're meant to make fun of the very people who are anally politically correct. Also thanks for following my comments, organised_chaos. And thanks for calling them satire, it makes my comments feel smarter :). No sarcasm in those statements btw.

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