Miscellaneous: Today, after years of difficulty, I finally found the perfect...

By 2pale - 01/11/2015 18:22 - United States - Humble

Today, after years of difficulty, I finally found the perfect shade of foundation that matches my ultra-pale complexion. It's called "Death Flesh." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2010 16:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that the foundation I've been using for the past month isn't normal foundation, its skin darkening foundation. I look like an oompa loompa from the neck up. It won't go away for another month. FML

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Hey lady, not cool!

By Ghostly - 21/07/2013 15:03 - United States - Madison

Today, while filling out paperwork at the dermatologist's, it asked what color I would use to describe my skin tone. When the nurse saw that I chose fair, she mumbled, "Ghost is more like it." I have a severe sun allergy. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2009 08:40 - Canada

Today, I was in my Cosmetic Application class, and we were about to apply foundation to our models. I walk over to my friend and say, "Wow, that foundation is really orange and blotchy." Then the model turns to me and says, "Actually, we haven't started yet… that's just my skin." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2010 21:32 - United States

Today, my mom told me that my new concealer is way too dark and makes my skin look hideously orange and uneven. I wasn't wearing any makeup. FML

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By Sally - 22/08/2011 00:17 - United States

Today, I got a spray tan. The lady asked what shade I wanted to be, and joking, I said the darkest. She took it seriously. Now no one can recognize me, and I have work tomorrow. FML

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By trashed - 30/03/2017 03:00 - United States - North Las Vegas

Today, I painted the guest bathroom. Once finished, I noticed the paint splatters on my arms matched my lily white chalky skin. Paint matches me better than my makeup. Guess I need a different paint, and new make up. FML

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New, from L'Oréal!

By oompaloompa - 28/10/2019 12:00

Today, I used a self-tanning towelette to help even out my tan lines and disguise my vitiligo a bit. Now my stomach is orange and my spots are even more noticeable. FML

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Pale AF

By Kathleen Verhaegen - 05/03/2020 21:00

Today, I went to get a double conch piercing. Afterwards, the lady asked me whether I was feeling well, because I was looking so pale. I had to explain that it's my normal skin tone. I'm just pale as fuck. FML

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By owwwwwe - 09/01/2012 21:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I tried a self-tanner in an attempt to rid myself of my ghost-white legs. I got my wish, but instead of a warm golden tan, I have red, swollen, lobster-like marks sticking out from the bottom half of my torso. FML

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By makeuuuuup - 21/02/2010 01:52 - Canada

Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML

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EsotericAura 25

Monday 2 November 2015 7:32

For what it's worth, super pale skin is a coveted feature in many parts of the world. There are even bleaching creams to achieve it. You are you, and things that you may find ugly about yourself may be the very thing that others think make you beautiful.

Hpixiee 23

Monday 2 November 2015 7:26

what the heck kinda foundation you using?

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WinterChild 20

Monday 2 November 2015 7:40

First world problems

SecundusSecunda 27

Monday 2 November 2015 7:46

May I call you Wednesday?

Denise1988 13

Monday 2 November 2015 7:51

Amphigory sells some pretty pale powders. Also, makeup 4 ever sells a shade called alabaster that is pretty pale. Goth websites sells pale foundations as well. I'm pretty knowledgable in this area, I feel your pain!

Brandi_Faith 33

Tuesday 3 November 2015 5:42

I had to look everywhere to find a white setting powder because the lightest powder I could find still tinted my foundation a different shade even though they're labeled "translucent."

feliciaheartu 21

Monday 2 November 2015 7:57

Gonna assume it came out for halloween and since it's over. It's probably for sale. I'll say it's a win win situation

Red_Curls1995 28

Monday 2 November 2015 7:59

Haha mine is Porcelain! I feel your pain OP, I've used the same foundation for years because it's the only one that goes white enough for me. I'm a pasty ass red head.

ThreeSheets 14

Monday 2 November 2015 13:44

We should form a club- the pasty redheads- we can all sit under the umbrella at the beach and compare spf #'s . OP- you have my sympathy.

holly_fly 34

Friday 20 May 2016 16:44

Redheads unite! XD

almej94 8

Monday 2 November 2015 8:03

I have a somewhat similar issue like that, except my complexion isn't as pale as you would say "death flesh," nonetheless, I actually embrace that feature about myself. Half of my family members have darker complexion and would always tell me how I have a face of a porcelain doll ;)