Awkward, Skincare and Miscellaneous: Today, I was in my Cosmetic Application class, and we were about...

By Anonymous - 19/05/2009 08:40 - Canada

Today, I was in my Cosmetic Application class, and we were about to apply foundation to our models. I walk over to my friend and say, "Wow, that foundation is really orange and blotchy." Then the model turns to me and says, "Actually, we haven't started yet… that's just my skin." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2010 21:32 - United States

Today, my mom told me that my new concealer is way too dark and makes my skin look hideously orange and uneven. I wasn't wearing any makeup. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2010 16:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that the foundation I've been using for the past month isn't normal foundation, its skin darkening foundation. I look like an oompa loompa from the neck up. It won't go away for another month. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2010 05:02 - Australia

Today, I helped out with makeup at my daughter's high school play. As one girl walked past, I told her that she'd smudged pink lipstick all up the side of her face. Turns out it was a birthmark. She cried in the dressing room for half an hour. FML

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By pimplesapparently - 18/02/2016 20:17 - United States - New York

Today, I sent my friend a Snapchat without any makeup on. She asked what filter I used, because it made my face look all red and blotchy. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 00:27 - Canada

Today, as I finished putting self tanner on my legs, the phone rang. Telemarketer. After returning to the bathroom I put moisturizer on my face. As I looked in the mirror, I soon realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands. My face is now streaky orange. FML

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By SorrySnowWhite - 21/11/2016 20:13 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I yelled at a new employee for violating the company's makeup policy which is minimum coverage. She had red lipstick, very dark drawn eyebrows, and foundation that made her look like a ghost. She took out a makeup wipe and used it then showed me it, only to reveal she doesn't wear any. FML

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By betterthanhodor - 03/06/2015 15:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I got my make-up remover wipes mixed up with my sister's self-tan wipes. I am currently watching my face slowly turn orange and there is nothing I can do about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2023 17:00

Today, I'd tried to do my makeup in a natural way for my high school graduation. I don't have much experience, but I went for it anyway. Now, looking at the photos, I can see how fucking orange I looked at the party. FML

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By nickname - 14/09/2009 09:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a birthday party and got my face rubbed in cake. When I came out of the restroom having washed my face, I noticed one of the girls going in. Just to be nice, I asked, "They put cake on your face too, did they?" She said no, that was just her make-up. FML

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By squirt - 05/07/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, was my wedding day. Right before I walked down the aisle in my gorgeous white dress, the woman who did my makeup saw a blemish. She went to squirt concealer on her finger, but squirted the orange concealer all over my dress. FML

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poolshark 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:09

oompa loompa doom-pa-dee-do (that's what the tanning salon does to you)

gotitallright 2

Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:20

beauty school dropout, go back to high school.

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Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:03

hahahahaha how embarrassing...

poolshark 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:09

oompa loompa doom-pa-dee-do (that's what the tanning salon does to you)

aimbug 42

Thursday 8 October 2015 2:55

Yes!

uneekfreak16 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:10

fake tans are gross... FHL

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Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:11

#3 - You win! LOL :D

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Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:11

i agree with #4

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Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:20

beauty school dropout, go back to high school.

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Wednesday 11 January 2012 23:26

This may be late but you babe.

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Tuesday 22 July 2014 5:56

*back up singers* "dooo doo"

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Friday 6 March 2015 18:26

grease XD

MissCajun 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:20

YLIF I'm not even into make up and I can tell the difference between someones skin and foundation orange and blotchy or otherwise....

PureGold 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:22

Oh, eww!! That model probably gets spray tans or uses some kind of self-tanner. I hate when people look orange from tanning so much, it's gross and unhealthy, and they end up looking extremely fake. Why bother? x( That's embarrassing...you may not want to open your mouth next time lol. But I don't think this is entirely your fault..while it may still look like that after the model washes her face, it's not "just her skin". She's scarred it and made it look like that herself with all the fake crap she's put on it in her lifetime.