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By anonomous - 07/04/2012 15:27 - United States

Today, after years of secretly faking my orgasms, my husband gave me my first real one. Afterward was also the first time he ever accused me of faking it because, "It was different from all the other times." FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2021 23:00

Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML

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By anonymous - 19/03/2010 04:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got off for real for the first time during sex. Apparently, he's been faking it for the past two months. I didn't even know guys could do that. FML

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By CanWeAllGetOne - 13/11/2013 06:40 - United States - Houston

Today, I realized how amazing I've become at faking orgasms: I made up everything from the noises of my juices to pure, blissful climax over the phone to my husband. He came; I finished putting laundry away. FML

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By shouldabeenapornstar - 17/03/2010 15:46 - United States

Today, I decided to fake it when my husband and I were making love. Afterwards, he told me that he could tell my head was "really in the game" and felt a stronger connection with me now and was glad I opened up and "let go" with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2018 06:00

Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML

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By guess28 - 14/07/2009 18:19 - Puerto Rico

Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML

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By hnickell93 - 10/12/2012 18:37 - United States - Visalia

Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2024 14:00 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I learned that I don’t need to fake my orgasms, even though I’ve never been given one. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2020 08:03 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML

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Saturday 7 April 2012 19:58

Maybe you should of been honest about faking it

Finnick_fml 12

Saturday 7 April 2012 20:00

It took him years to give you an ******..?

Comments

AzWolf 5

Sunday 8 April 2012 0:15

Why do women think men are responsible for their ******? ****** is about 90% mental in women and only 10% physical. Men provide that 10% part of the time and she provides it to herself the other times. More women need to learn how to have a real ****** at the appropriate time.

az2711 2

Sunday 8 April 2012 5:56

I want to know where you get your facts from ? I refuse to believe that it is 90% mental on a woman's part! That's insulting! Should she have lied to him, no but it is most certainly not 90% mental!!!

AzWolf 5

Sunday 8 April 2012 6:24

http://m.techcrunch.com/2009/12/20/scientists-study-mental-orgasms-through-mris/

beckyxD 13

Sunday 8 April 2012 0:24

Communication is key. Me and my bf went through that process and now he can get me to ****** almost everytime we have sex.

Nwthatzfunny 9

Sunday 8 April 2012 0:26

Good one

TheJashinist 8

Sunday 8 April 2012 0:27

Communication problems?

bizarre_ftw 21

Sunday 8 April 2012 0:31

Well now you know he's capable of it so tell him all the others were fake and to start doing that

KatieKupcake4195 9

Sunday 8 April 2012 0:40

Shoulda been honest with him the first time that and let him know that he didn't cause you to have an ******

KatieKupcake4195 9

Sunday 8 April 2012 0:54

Ignore the first "that".. I'm tired and haven't a clue what I'm typing or saying.

RensM 22

Sunday 8 April 2012 0:47

YDI for faking it in the first place... If he does not get you off talk to him, give directions, Sex is about getting each other off. If it was a one way act one might as well **********.