to all the people who posted "****", you are morons, to each their own, I hope that these people willing to share their misfortune have taken your mind off your meaningless life, get a job, become a productive member of society, or better yet, just graduate your GED course.

is this fml because HE would never consider you because of the age difference, or is it fml because you feel ashamed your attracted to an older man? OR is it an fml because he's your english teacher?

agreed, #8. My seventh, eighth, and tenth grade history teachers; the youngest of them was in his late thirties at the time. OP, it's okay that you're crushing on an older man. Happens all the time.

I always wondered who all that creepy mature/young **** was made for. I'm 26 and banged a 42 year old tennis instructor but she was hot and works out all the time. 60? His balls must look like Keith Richards face. Ugh. Good luck with that.

You don't live in South Australia, you live in South Carolina. Aren't you an underwear model? And isn't he married with kids? Effin gross.

parent issues. prepare for a life in ****.

My guess? You were molested when you were a kid by an older man. Maybe you should get some therapy. (I'm not trying to be a bitch, I really think this may be your problem)

that last comment was hilarious and then i figured out it was serious....my suggestion would be not to worry about it...have you ever seen Indiana Jones? remember the classroom scene? i wouldn't dwell on it much...

PWSH Lucky..at least when youre dating an 80 yr old millionare noone will be able to say its kuz youre a gold digger..

You're a creeper!