Today, after years of waiting for my husband to be "ready", we...

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By sigh - 13/11/2017 15:40 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, after years of waiting for my husband to be "ready", we finally started trying for a baby (the one and only thing I have ever wanted in my entire life). We just found out he's infertile. FML.

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Akitakat 31

Thursday 16 November 2017 15:38

There are many other options. Don’t give up.

Sara Louise McDonald 9

Thursday 23 November 2017 8:10

Ok granted bin being infertile is not his fault I can understand you being upset and a little resentful!

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Akitakat 31

Thursday 16 November 2017 15:38

There are many other options. Don’t give up.

Sara Louise McDonald 9

Thursday 23 November 2017 8:10

Ok granted bin being infertile is not his fault I can understand you being upset and a little resentful!

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