Love, Health, Mental health and Am I overreacting?: Hang in there, man - FML

Hang in there, man

By Anonymous - 08/11/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, my best friend of five years left cause I “followed them” and that made me depressed, then I couldn’t go outside or to class anymore cause I was too depressed, then my girlfriend, whom I was going to marry, left me because, you guessed it, I was too depressed. Now I’m in a mental hospital for trying to kill myself. FML

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Yudith 24

Friday 8 November 2024 18:57

Sounds like the story of Job in the Bible. As Job was cured, then got a house and land again, then got a bounty harvest, then remarried, then had kids again, so will you be cured, then go to classes again, then find friends again, then find a job, then find a spouse again. You've hit rock bottom; now you can only go up.

core01 30

Saturday 9 November 2024 4:09

Followed as in social media followed, or followed as in stalked?

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Yudith 24

Friday 8 November 2024 18:57

Sounds like the story of Job in the Bible. As Job was cured, then got a house and land again, then got a bounty harvest, then remarried, then had kids again, so will you be cured, then go to classes again, then find friends again, then find a job, then find a spouse again. You've hit rock bottom; now you can only go up.

core01 30

Saturday 9 November 2024 4:09

Followed as in social media followed, or followed as in stalked?

JuneBleeds4 17

Tuesday 12 November 2024 6:00

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