Love, Health, Mental health and Am I overreacting?: Hang in there, man - FML

Hang in there, man

By Anonymous - 08/11/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, my best friend of five years left cause I “followed them” and that made me depressed, then I couldn’t go outside or to class anymore cause I was too depressed, then my girlfriend, whom I was going to marry, left me because, you guessed it, I was too depressed. Now I’m in a mental hospital for trying to kill myself. FML

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