Intimacy: Today, after years of waiting, I finally got to meet the band...

By bummed - 15/04/2012 07:03 - United States - Cresson

Today, after years of waiting, I finally got to meet the band whose music got me through one of the hardest times I have ever experienced. When I turned down the lead singer for sex, they told me to leave. FML

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By elijahrobrt - 07/01/2012 06:48 - United States

Today, I went to a great concert. Against all odds, I got to meet the band. All I had for them to autograph was a flyer protesting their concert that was given to me on the way in. FML

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By creeper - 03/09/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. When the show was over I got the chance to meet them. When I met the guitarist and told him my name, he recognized me. To my disappointment it was as the facebook creeper. FML

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By fuckyou - 21/05/2019 06:00

Today, my girlfriend took me to see my favorite band live. Afterwards, we were lucky enough to run into the lead guitarist, who promptly asked her if she'd like to go back to his hotel room. She accepted. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 23:01

Today, I was in a band with some friends and we got our first gig at a local festival, but I'd already agreed to work serving drinks at the festival. My bandmates got really annoyed and kicked me out of the band. They then went ahead and performed the song that I WROTE, without me, at the festival where I was working. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2015 02:47 - United States

Today, I had finally summoned the courage to break up with my boyfriend, something I've needed to do for a long time. Right before my speech, he presented me with tickets to my favorite band a month from now. FML

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By annoyed - 02/11/2012 10:37 - United States - Wyoming

Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2019 20:00 - United States

Today, I was at a metal concert and I met a really cute girl. We got talking, and started getting close. We were about to kiss during the transitional period between 2 bands, but I was then pulled away by her father, who owned the venue. I was thrown out. Before the main act. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2013 04:51 - United States - Aurora

Today, I went to see one of my favorite bands. They were having signings, but only the first one hundred could get one. When I finally got to the desk, they said I was number hundred and one, and to get lost. FML

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By dazed and confused - 17/12/2013 01:50 - United States - Tampa

Today, I got kicked out of my band by the guy who quit two weeks ago. The bad part? Everyone else agreed with him. FML

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By Dgama - 17/11/2018 16:00 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I went to see my new boyfriend play in a band. I found out that groupies don't like even bass players having girlfriends. I was attacked by one because he smiled at me from the stage. FML

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RadiationNeon 5

Sunday 15 April 2012 16:35

Douches. If you don't appreciate your fans, you don't deserve any.

patebishop 7

Sunday 15 April 2012 16:34

That sucks. I wonder what band it was

Comments

afrothunder666 5

Sunday 15 April 2012 20:58

This would be 10 times better if OP was a guy

jetaimehannah 6

Sunday 15 April 2012 21:05

Wow. Okay. 1. It's the lead singer. And 2. You shouldve jumped at the chance. Sorry, but YDI.

swtlldrms 9

Sunday 15 April 2012 21:08

But not everyone is a ***** like you.

salmonodin 9

Monday 16 April 2012 3:13

What if OP was in a relationship?

chels1994 11

Monday 16 April 2012 22:20

Spoken like a true 13 year old. Some people aren't only interested in sex.

charvisioku 22

Sunday 15 April 2012 21:18

Fair play to you. It's good to see there are still people who aren't so starry-eyed over "celebrities" that they'd do anything they were asked at the drop of a hat. I find it kinda sad that there are honestly people saying YDI because you didn't sleep with him. Shallow doesn't even cover it, guys. People can sleep with whoever they want, and they can say no whenever they want... douche bags.

FajitaFreak 3

Sunday 15 April 2012 21:20

I am, without question, disgusted and appalled at the comments of this FML. Finally we see a girl that refuses to have sex just on the whim because a famous person asked them to. Sex is treated so casually, so haphazardly these days. Girls just hand it out without thought reason or rhyme and end up with STDs and unwanted pregnancies, as well as having little to no class. And no, I am not only stating this of girls. Men do this too, and it's probably even worse there. To the OP, I commend you for not laying down and spreading them on queue just because some famous guy, or anyone for that matter, asked you to. All people care about is sex anymore, and it pisses me off.

salmonodin 9

Monday 16 April 2012 3:15

Preach it! I'm gonna guess that most of the people saying YDI are horny high school aged children anyway.

chels1994 11

Monday 16 April 2012 22:22

THANK YOU. I can't stomach most of the comments on here. OP has self respect, and now she's getting called dumb because of it. What the hell?

musikid 1

Sunday 15 April 2012 21:25

I think you probably should've just banged him... Seems like a win-win situation.

hardcorecaslol 3

Sunday 15 April 2012 21:25

u lie ! u only said no coz u had your period !

Ambience138 11

Monday 16 April 2012 5:06

That's what anal is for.

jquiggy89 3

Tuesday 17 April 2012 0:27

Brain...hurts from reading that god awful sentence. I honestly think my IQ is lower.

wafflemonsterr 0

Sunday 15 April 2012 21:26

what band was it?

MigraineurOfLife 15

Sunday 15 April 2012 21:32

Ya know, they helped you completely avoid another terrible experience too - sharing their STDs! Actually it was you who avoided it & YOU who made it through before! Their music may of just brought out the strength in yourself that was already their to begin with. Sorry OP - its hard where our heros turn out, not only to be human, but real jerks! :/

MuseFan1991 14

Sunday 15 April 2012 21:45

fair play for not offering it to the lead singer on a plate :) i bet you took him down a peg or two and the only way he could think to regain his dignity was to kick you out like a douche. at least you know what hes really like now (Y) and for all you girls saying 'Zomg why didnt yuh dooh it? i like so totally would bang the lead singer of my band!!!1one' would you actually? like if you really thought about it would you genuinely make yourself that vulnerable to a complete stranger? call me old fashioned, but i thought sex was something two people do when they're in love, not what groupies do to show appreciation for a band. dude, just buy the CD!