Sex, Music and Cheating: Opportunity knocks

Opportunity knocks

By fuckyou - 21/05/2019 06:00

Today, my girlfriend took me to see my favorite band live. Afterwards, we were lucky enough to run into the lead guitarist, who promptly asked her if she'd like to go back to his hotel room. She accepted. FML

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You deserved it 223

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By anlhawks - 10/09/2010 04:02 - United States

Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets (of our favorite band) for his birthday. I was expecting him to bring me since I gave them to him and I like the band too. He said, "Sweet, thanks, I'll call my friend now and see if he wants to go. Think you could give us a ride?" FML

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You deserved it 6 020

By TheComedyAudio - 06/04/2018 01:30

Today, I surprised my girlfriend of 3 years with Stone Sour and Korn tickets, since I knew how badly she wanted to go. She responded by asking if we could go as just friends. FML

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You deserved it 336

By feeling fed up - 25/04/2017 17:00 - United Kingdom - Dundee

Today, I spent hundreds of pounds buying my best friend concert tickets to see our favourite band, complete with a meet and greet. I drove over very excited to pick her up to take her. She had already left. With her boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 601

By creeper - 03/09/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. When the show was over I got the chance to meet them. When I met the guitarist and told him my name, he recognized me. To my disappointment it was as the facebook creeper. FML

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You deserved it 50 991

By Dgama - 17/11/2018 16:00 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I went to see my new boyfriend play in a band. I found out that groupies don't like even bass players having girlfriends. I was attacked by one because he smiled at me from the stage. FML

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You deserved it 164

By Anonymous - 29/02/2012 10:07 - United States

Today, after getting a pat of appreciation from my girlfriend's father for taking it slow, he found me later, in her room, with my head between her thighs. FML

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You deserved it 49 433

Mixed signals, mixed results

By Anonymous - 07/09/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom - Doncaster

Today, the guy I'm in love with invited me out to a gig with him and his friends, only to then try to set me up with his friend. FML

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You deserved it 117

He bangs the drums

By PhilDavisDied? - 30/09/2010 10:33 - France

Today, after pulling up to my girlfriend's house for dinner with her parents, one of my favorite songs begin to play on the radio. After my 3 minutes of air drumming, I look up to see my girlfriend and her parents bouncing with laughter. FML

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You deserved it 35 051

By Anothermoose - 26/05/2014 03:34 - United States - Victorville

Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Turns out that bouncers don't think it's a problem for girls to go up on stage and make out with the musicians. FML

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You deserved it 5 851

By Anonymous - 25/05/2021 00:01

Today, I took a girl out on a date. We had dinner, we had good conversation, the vibe was excellent, and everything was great. I took her to a bar I frequent after for a couple of drinks to finish the night. She left with some other dude on his motorcycle. FML

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You deserved it 128

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Tuesday 21 May 2019 6:09

Think in the bright side, you didn't marry her. A divorce is a long process.

Jackey 29

Tuesday 21 May 2019 6:45

Having a 3-way with the lead guitarist from your favorite band wasn't on your bucket list? 🙃

Comments

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Tuesday 21 May 2019 6:09

Think in the bright side, you didn't marry her. A divorce is a long process.

Nhayaa 21

Tuesday 21 May 2019 6:28

Always build a relationship with an agreement : one night stand with a celebrity (depends on who it is though...) is not cheating. It's a one life opportunity. 🙄😎

BurnInDemonFire 34

Tuesday 21 May 2019 18:03

Who said it was a celebrity? And people who have one of those pacts don't usually follow through with them, mostly because they'd never normally get the chance, but also because some people understand commitment. This girl was just a tramp, who was hopefully dumped by OP, before he burned all her stuff, and she was left riddled with STDs.

Jackey 29

Tuesday 21 May 2019 6:45

Having a 3-way with the lead guitarist from your favorite band wasn't on your bucket list? 🙃

julfunky 29

Tuesday 21 May 2019 12:31

It could be. He wasn’t invited though, so this wouldn’t be a three way. At least not with him involved.

Chen Zhibang 8

Wednesday 22 May 2019 11:04

I hope she gets him an autograph when she comes back

lowshadows 21

Tuesday 21 May 2019 6:56

are they still your favorite band?

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 21 May 2019 7:02

Hey, maybe you can become a roadie for the band as long as you bring her along for the band’s pleasure.

ultra-hung politics 🌸 3

Tuesday 21 May 2019 11:52

She should have just said “only if my boyfriend can come as well 😏” everyone wins

EmDizzle2007 28

Tuesday 21 May 2019 20:06

damn, dawg... that's some world class disrespect.

xxWTFxx1981 23

Wednesday 22 May 2019 1:10

Well was he on her top 5 list? Because if that's the case those don't count lol No but on the real I hope this is a famous band and not some band that only plays at holes in the walls else that must really hurt haha

Ella_fml 17

Thursday 23 May 2019 10:40

Most people don't have lists of other people they'd do if they're in an exclusive relationship. If you do, you're probably not committed to one person, and either break up or yeah, have an agreement to have an open relationship (which, it seems the OP didn't have.)