Intimacy: Today, after years of waiting, I finally got to meet the band...

By bummed - 15/04/2012 07:03 - United States - Cresson

Today, after years of waiting, I finally got to meet the band whose music got me through one of the hardest times I have ever experienced. When I turned down the lead singer for sex, they told me to leave. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 359

You deserved it 13 712

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By elijahrobrt - 07/01/2012 06:48 - United States

Today, I went to a great concert. Against all odds, I got to meet the band. All I had for them to autograph was a flyer protesting their concert that was given to me on the way in. FML

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By creeper - 03/09/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. When the show was over I got the chance to meet them. When I met the guitarist and told him my name, he recognized me. To my disappointment it was as the facebook creeper. FML

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Opportunity knocks

By fuckyou - 21/05/2019 06:00

Today, my girlfriend took me to see my favorite band live. Afterwards, we were lucky enough to run into the lead guitarist, who promptly asked her if she'd like to go back to his hotel room. She accepted. FML

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Rock n Roll is a dirty business

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 23:01

Today, I was in a band with some friends and we got our first gig at a local festival, but I'd already agreed to work serving drinks at the festival. My bandmates got really annoyed and kicked me out of the band. They then went ahead and performed the song that I WROTE, without me, at the festival where I was working. FML

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You deserved it 886

By Anonymous - 22/09/2015 02:47 - United States

Today, I had finally summoned the courage to break up with my boyfriend, something I've needed to do for a long time. Right before my speech, he presented me with tickets to my favorite band a month from now. FML

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You deserved it 5 999

By annoyed - 02/11/2012 10:37 - United States - Wyoming

Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML

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You deserved it 2 216

Bounced

By Anonymous - 11/09/2019 20:00 - United States

Today, I was at a metal concert and I met a really cute girl. We got talking, and started getting close. We were about to kiss during the transitional period between 2 bands, but I was then pulled away by her father, who owned the venue. I was thrown out. Before the main act. FML

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You deserved it 259

By Anonymous - 21/07/2013 04:51 - United States - Aurora

Today, I went to see one of my favorite bands. They were having signings, but only the first one hundred could get one. When I finally got to the desk, they said I was number hundred and one, and to get lost. FML

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You deserved it 4 619

By dazed and confused - 17/12/2013 01:50 - United States - Tampa

Today, I got kicked out of my band by the guy who quit two weeks ago. The bad part? Everyone else agreed with him. FML

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You deserved it 4 350

By Dgama - 17/11/2018 16:00 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I went to see my new boyfriend play in a band. I found out that groupies don't like even bass players having girlfriends. I was attacked by one because he smiled at me from the stage. FML

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You deserved it 165

RadiationNeon 5

Sunday 15 April 2012 16:35

Douches. If you don't appreciate your fans, you don't deserve any.

patebishop 7

Sunday 15 April 2012 16:34

That sucks. I wonder what band it was

Comments

goatlovesllama 5

Monday 16 April 2012 3:52

Self respect be damned. If Matt Bellamy wants in my pants, he has an all-access pass. This also rings true for all 3 of the Hanson brothers, Robert del Naja of Massive Attack, and Chris Thile of Nickel Creek.

jayhawkchik 4

Monday 16 April 2012 4:07

Burn the albums. Find a new band.

PRpandaz 6

Monday 16 April 2012 4:13

Does anyone else notice that the FML says that the music got her THOUGH the toughest times?1

wellthatsukx 0

Monday 16 April 2012 4:38

Name drop. Please.

Marcella1016 31

Monday 16 April 2012 4:55

Asterisks lol

wigg3r 5

Monday 16 April 2012 5:12

Why didn't you do it, if they helped you through a tough time it's the least you could do to thank them.

gooberz69 0

Monday 16 April 2012 6:13

He couldn't make u come so he made you leave ????

v4l_v4l 1

Monday 16 April 2012 6:36

May I suggest a bike :S

v4l_v4l 1

Monday 16 April 2012 6:38

Lol wrong fml sorry !

BloodFaerie 21

Monday 16 April 2012 7:32

Um, I voted FYL, BUT at the same time... is anyone else getting the feeling OP is covertly bragging here? The lead singer of some awesome band hit them up for sex and they turned THEM down. Like a boss.