By bummed - 15/04/2012 07:03 - United States - Cresson

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Today, after years of waiting, I finally got to meet the band whose music got me through one of the hardest times I have ever experienced. When I turned down the lead singer for sex, they told me to leave. FML
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RadiationNeon 5

Douches. If you don't appreciate your fans, you don't deserve any.

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MDTeddy 13

Too bad we do not get to know the band so we can stop listening to them.

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EmmanuelManny 0

I love your comments on FML's they're so funny. (:

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THExistentialist 13

it went like so: lead dude; *hair flip* so, heeeey you a big *hair flip* fan of our music? OP: omgz yes it totally helped me through my like totally awful emotion and I finally *voice fades in lead singers mind as a mild buzz as he stares at her toys wiggling while she talks* lead dude: so glad I *hair flip* could help... why don't I help you *hair flip* *pulls skinny Jean wedgie* *hair flip * feel MY music? OP: OHMYGOD like... you'll hold me and take duck face pics with me for Facebook? dude: uh, no. *HAIR ******* FLIP* I was thinking more along the lines of you'll be *hair flip* our ***** *hair flip* we dump you and you can take yuur stupid *hair flip* duckface pics with mascara and drummer -juice running down it. sound *hair flip* better? cuz we rockstars. drummer: sounds legit! OP: UH.....can we just stick to the Facebook pics and sentimental compliments? lead: dude. can't the guys handing them out tell the difference between the groupies ans the sentimental heart throbs? *HAIR FLIIIIP* GTFO OP!!!

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Emberlynnn 9

Seriously!!??? If I got to meet MY favorite band and the lead singer wanted in MY pants I'd give him the damed key on the spot!.... I'm not a ***** or anything just in love

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dj8798 9

you shouldn't have said no. after all, they did help you thru all those tough times.

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theravenalmighty 9

Life tip: when the lead singer of your favorite band asks to sleep with you, NEVER SAY NO. You deserved it.

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shelikeslurpee 0

Why would you turn it down? It would be a great story to tell your grandchildren.

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Mischief109 11

Yes a great story. I whored it up with a singer. I was a groupie and I probably got aids

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shelikeslurpee 0

Yup that's pretty much how the story would go. Better than "I waited until I was married to have sex" boooooring.

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goodgurlgonebad 0

well i mean even though hes the biggest jerk there music is still music you like an relate to so just enjoy the music ps. i would soo do the lead rapper from my favorite band.

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