By A-64 - 08/05/2012 20:48 - Belgium - Brussels

Today, against my wishes, my son snuck out of my house to go partying. When he came home, I called him in so I could properly discipline him. While I was talking, he staggered to our fish tank, pulled open the lid, and vomited straight into it. FML
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The_Hitdude 12

Is that a serious question? OF COURSE she would rather him vomit on the floor. Have you ever cleaned puke out of a fish tank? Doesn't sound quick-and-easy, does it?

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DocBastard 38

You should have waited until he was sober to discipline him. When he's that drunk he's sure to A) forget everything you say and B) vomit into your fish tank. That said, once the little delinquent sobers up, make sure he knows he's grounded until he learns what the words "moderation" and "responsible" mean.

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twerp21 3

He'll probably use YOLO as his excuse. :|

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Shadow2193 5

This is going to sound stupid, but what is YOLO?

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Trisha_aus 15

Where did this YOLO thing come from?! Annoying...you obviously love Oreos isn't the answer to life's challenges

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NAU_future 7

116 it's from drake a new "rapper" he used it in a song and now everyone uses it for everything. Well not everything. Only stupid illegal retarded teen things. Example: getting wasted at a party and blacking out, YOLO - you only live once.

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KnightAngela1109 10

He felt so bad and decided to do some household chores.....including feeding the fish!

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Nevereverland 8

Did he end up sleeping with the fishes? (Fish*)

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DiruKitty18 8

Those poor fish had hopes and dreams all of their own..

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kaymi 17

Noor, you're a celebrity now. You have a hater. Congrats! :)

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husky22 0

oh teenage parties

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omarzrgz 3

Oh come on now, it's not like you have never vomited into a fish tank before ;)

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phatdaddy62 23

I may have vomited many places, but I have never vomited in a fish tank

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jaredofmo 22

Sounds more like F the fishes' lives.

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DerekCorbett 18

Today, I was simply swimming around minding my own business; when suddenly a gigantic captor of mine ran over and blew chunks on my family and I. FML

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Stain92 14

Please, for gods sake please tell me you got it on video?

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seriouslythat 6

I hope for OP's sake that they weren't expensive fish

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