By A-64 - 08/05/2012 20:48 - Belgium - Brussels

Today, against my wishes, my son snuck out of my house to go partying. When he came home, I called him in so I could properly discipline him. While I was talking, he staggered to our fish tank, pulled open the lid, and vomited straight into it. FML
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The_Hitdude 12

Is that a serious question? OF COURSE she would rather him vomit on the floor. Have you ever cleaned puke out of a fish tank? Doesn't sound quick-and-easy, does it?

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speckledots 29

That is beyond disgusting. Honestly I feel the most sympathy for the fish than anything. :/

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someguy314159265 15

You should probably waited until he sobered up to punish him.

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someguy314159265 15

*should have How did I not catch that earlier?

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lawl93 5

Against my wishes? You sound power hungry get over yourself

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witchdoctor1 9

Fed the fish. I'd say that counts

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chabooty27 7

Something must have been fishy about the party he went to

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Zachthejoker 10

Notice the staggering as the sure sign that he had a good time. Now you must present him to a bad time.

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rick159 12

Makes all those sacrifices you made for him worthwhile huh?....the irony of all those parents at the office telling me how smart their kids are is just delicious.

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Il_Maestro 6

My fish committed suicide by jumping out of the bowl

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FortuneCookie3 1

Sons Thoughts: Haters ganna hate

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