Valentine's slay, Successful breakups and Miscellaneous: Today, alone on Valentine's day, I decided to eat chocolate and...

By Rubyscooby212 - 15/02/2015 04:07 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, alone on Valentine's day, I decided to eat chocolate and watch romantic comedies in bed. I had an allergic reaction to the chocolate which sent me to the ER. FML

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By those_allergies - 12/05/2013 05:20 - United States - Bend

Today, I was eating a mystery flavored candy and I had an allergic reaction. Not only did I have to go to the hospital because my throat swelled up, but I still don't know what I'm allergic to. FML

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By foreveralone - 13/01/2014 01:00 - United States - Franklin Park

Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 02:49 - United States

Today, as a joke, my friends plastic wrapped me to my bed while I was sleeping, I had an allergic reaction to the plastic and had to have the girl I like come cut me out and give me my meds. I sleep naked and was unable to put on clothes during this time. She saw me naked, swollen and with hives. FML

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You deserved it 5 945

By rhunter17 - 06/04/2015 19:38

Today, I forgot my boyfriend was allergic to nuts and ate Nutella toast before he arrived. He had just brought me flowers for doing well in an exam and I kissed him. He had a reaction and I had to stab him in the leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2012 05:09 - United States

Today, I woke 2 hours before my alarm was supposed to go off, feeling incredibly sick. I then ran downstairs and had diarrhea while I threw up. I spent Valentine's Day having diarrhea every time I coughed or sneezed. FML

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By flowerman - 26/12/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I had to drive my girlfriend to the hospital because she had a severe allergic reaction to the flowers I brought her. FML

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By Noname - 13/02/2009 17:46 - United States

Today, I went to the gym to run. I ended up at the hospital because i went into anaphylactic shock. Apparently I'm allergic to exercise now. FML

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You deserved it 3 683

By mary - 21/02/2012 15:33 - Australia

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

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You deserved it 9 140

By Anonymous - 16/02/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML

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You deserved it 3 987

By Anonymous - 30/11/2013 16:09 - United States - Deer Park

Today, my mother in-law made dessert. It was a beautiful chocolate cake, chocolate cookies, and every other thing had chocolate in it. I'm deathly allergic to chocolate and she knows this. FML

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marulicko 19

Sunday 15 February 2015 19:01

If life was anything like it is in the movies, your doctor would've been cute, single and super into you! Something tells me that that didn't happen though... :( happy Valentine's Day? ^^'

Ieri 31

Sunday 15 February 2015 19:02

Well it sure seems like the start of a romantic comedy at least!

Comments

mmazzaa 16

Sunday 15 February 2015 19:31

This is why most singles dislike valentines day

sweetbliss3 37

Sunday 15 February 2015 19:34

because they go to the hospital from an allergic reaction to chocolate? yes, I imagine this happens every year to hundreds of singles.

mmazzaa 16

Sunday 15 February 2015 19:48

No because we're lonely ******* that's trying to be happy and pretend we don't want no roses

Kyle1dc 17

Sunday 15 February 2015 20:40

or be like me and wait for the 75% off candy the next day...

rocker_chick23 27

Sunday 15 February 2015 21:32

When I was single I didn't give a shit about Valentines Day. I am married and I still don't give a shit about it.

more4me 27

Monday 16 February 2015 9:54

Why is #15 getting thumbed down? A lot of single people hate Valentine day. Clearly, OP did, as well since she ate so much chocolate she ended up in the ER.