Intimacy: Today, an extremely attractive woman from FedEx came to deliver...

By littleguy - 20/08/2009 15:55 - United States

Today, an extremely attractive woman from FedEx came to deliver my new phone. I was wearing athletic shorts and had an erection. She looked down and laughed. FML

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By hornyloser770 - 01/03/2010 02:15 - France

Today, I had just finished riding my bike when I ran into the girl I am secretly in love with. While I walked over to her I got an erection through my spandex biking shorts. FML

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Entrapment

By Anonymous - 04/11/2017 05:00

Today, while making deliveries, a lady answered the door stark naked and invited me in. I'm a young single guy so I went for it, but her husband was also there, ready to go with an enormous boner, so I ran to my van and went back to the depot. They reported me for bad customer service. FML

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By shallowvomit1013 - 23/12/2009 01:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend came over to my house. Hoping to get a little action, i started to make out with her. Unfortunately I was wearing basketball shorts so when I got an erection all she did was bat it back forth like a cat toy. FML

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We're the main characters

By GymHunky - 03/11/2021 11:00

Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML

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By Joel_28 - 01/03/2010 00:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML

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By anonymous - 06/03/2010 06:10 - United States

Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML

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By fatguyinalittlecoat - 08/12/2009 19:09 - United States

Today, I was on a stationary bike at the gym. I got into a conversation with a very attractive female gym-friend. I felt something cool "down below". I looked down and saw one of my testicles had sneaked out of a hole in my shorts, I quickly looked up only to see her staring at the same thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML

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By gtfb1993 - 02/12/2011 22:21 - Canada

Today, I was at the laundromat, when an attractive girl set up at the machine next to mine. She looked me up and down, then noticed the skid-marks on my underwear. FML

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By Peter80 - 03/03/2009 14:55 - Netherlands

Today, at work, our new cute intern asked me if I could explain my work. Taking a cool posture sitting on her desk I explained. After 10 minutes I walked away, only to hear her laughing with the girl next to her. Turns out my fly was open. And I didn't wear underwear. FML

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Harry_Poochi 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 23:11

You should have shown her your package.

pinky0090 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 23:07

Should have asked for her number

Comments

sublime93 0

Friday 21 August 2009 6:07

...Sounds pretty fake. I mean you just happened to notice you had an erection? Unless you WANTED the person who was at the door to see it, you wouldve uptucked/covered it. And if this is real & you did want her to see it, YDI completely.

ohshitcock 0

Friday 21 August 2009 6:29

i would have laughed too. ydi

NightVVulf 0

Friday 21 August 2009 7:56

am I the only one that answers my door nakid?

DeathShad0 1

Friday 21 August 2009 8:03

Good job covering it up. ydi

athos1237 4

Friday 21 August 2009 8:04

YDI for posting you lame ass little story so I will Laugh at you~ Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!

doof_fisch 2

Friday 21 August 2009 9:21

I understand your getting an erection - completely. You obviously had ordered a Virgin Mobile phone. Associating the FedEx gal with your Virgin Mobile phone ---- your mantenna just shot straight out! And what did you get for it? A nice, smiling "reception."

wellinever 5

Friday 21 August 2009 14:39

Mantenna! LOL You win.

CrackhouseDoug 0

Friday 21 August 2009 11:01

Should have asked her if she wanted anything in return. An erection is a sign of sexual confidence, not embarassment. Achknolodging your hard wakka is a sign of embarassment.