By littleguy - 20/08/2009 15:55 - United States

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Today, an extremely attractive woman from FedEx came to deliver my new phone. I was wearing athletic shorts and had an erection. She looked down and laughed. FML
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Harry_Poochi 0

You should have shown her your package.

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DameGreyWulf 0

Oh fooey, put in her shoes, I would have laughed too, simply because LMFAO YOU HAD AN ERECTION. Oh wow. Nothing wrong with it, of course. I'm just silly.

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Dessgeega 0

It's already been said, I know, but I'm going to say it again. "Baby, I got a package you need to handle!"

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JBoyes09 0

Should have said "I've got a package for you as well".

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JustStayHome 0

Here's a change from that package joke: Did you lick the stamp? Was there any type of 'speedy delivery' involved? Did (s)he deliver it using the back door? *Wink-wink, nudge-nudge* Lmao, how were those? XD

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jstasilentscream 3

dude, where's your little man pride ? you should've flapped it in her face and ask if she cares for a tip

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AnimalPorn 0

Cut off your Penis and grow a ******!!! There, problem fixed.

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lilmen10 0

Dude! if it were me , *Without thinking* my only words, " show me yours and ill show u mine!" and then tell her to sign for the small thing in ur pants u idiot

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blackxmortals 0

ahaha. a lot of girls would laugh at that. just because we laugh at embarrassing things. her laughter doesn't mean anything. all though, if you ask me, your insecurity might mean something...

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