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By Anonymous - 07/01/2013 11:11 - Australia - Hurstville

Today, an intoxicated gentleman stumbled into my shop requesting alcohol, which I do not sell. When I informed him of this, he expressed his disappointment by urinating on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2010 18:32 - Norway

Today, I was at my local McDonald's having a leak when an extremely intoxicated man stumbled in, pulled down his pants, and started to pee on my shoes. FML

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By PerfectVision - 11/09/2014 06:49 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I had to decline the sale of alcohol to a man who reeked of booze and was practically falling asleep at my till. He tried to convince me that he wasn't drunk, he was just blind. Still refusing to sell him the beer, he started yelling at me, accusing me of "being racist against the 'blinds'". FML

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I'm not paid enough for this shit

By Bartender - 20/10/2014 21:04 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, near the end end of my shift as a bartender, a drunk man stumbled into my bar, got upset because I refused to serve him, puked into my tip jar, then offered me half a pack of cigarettes in exchange for sex. FML

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By NotBeingPaidEnough - 03/03/2016 13:17 - United Kingdom - London

Today, a crazy homeless guy got angry because I wouldn't sell him a bottle of vodka at half price. He got so irrationally mad, he put his fingers down his throat, and threw up on my checkout counter. FML

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By Jehovah God - 07/03/2014 18:51 - United States - Richmond

Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML

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By Anonymousse - 13/11/2015 12:34 - United Kingdom - Pontypridd

Today, my roommate came home after a night of heavy drinking and started urinating on my bed. When I confronted him, he just slurred, "Sorry, thought it was my bed." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 13:00 - United States

Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML

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Late night customers are the worst

By viviham - 04/05/2012 12:08 - United States - Spring Branch

Today, I was working at the local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumbles in, grabs two cases of beer and puts them on the counter. Then she grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it right there, shows me, and says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML

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Bitchy

By Anonymous - 29/12/2013 21:04 - United States - Bolingbrook

Today, I was mopping the floor at the hotel I work at. Before I could react, a gentleman stormed through the corridor and slipped and fell on the still wet floor. He complained to the owner, who bitched me out just to satisfy the guy. FML

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By notpayedenoughforthisshit - 21/07/2014 21:15 - United States - Boone

Today, for the third time this week, I had to clean up after someone who pissed themselves in the beer aisle at the grocery store where I work. FML

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Phoenixke 16

Monday 7 January 2013 16:11

Should have given him water and said it was vodka...

FrietvanPiet 16

Monday 7 January 2013 16:12

How can you even say he is a gentleman?

Comments

Barhinder 9

Monday 7 January 2013 16:59

That's how I show my disappointment when I'm sober...

samasara 20

Monday 7 January 2013 17:00

yeaaahhh.... that's a good time to call the police.

shan88 14

Monday 7 January 2013 17:00

Was a joke!! This is FML not interesting facts?

sisterjameela 7

Monday 7 January 2013 17:04

He was pissed.

peppermintpink 11

Monday 7 January 2013 18:21

He was so pissed, he peed...

peppermintpink 11

Monday 7 January 2013 18:21

He was so pissed, he peed...

peppermintpink 11

Monday 7 January 2013 18:21

He was so pissed, he peed...

leggie913 6

Monday 7 January 2013 17:11

Gentleman?????

FKJVMMP 17

Monday 7 January 2013 17:16

This is by far the most brilliantly worded FML I have ever read.

perdix 29

Monday 7 January 2013 17:28

It seems that he quite literally expressed himself.

tskat2 3

Monday 7 January 2013 17:28

I remember my first beer

billyz77 24

Monday 7 January 2013 17:30

You don't say what kind of 'shop' you have for this guy to stumble into but might I suggest hiring some sort of security guard or bouncer? Very effective against drunks and other pests.