Money: Today, an old man looked me dead in the eyes as he reached into...

By brokeasajoke - 01/11/2013 12:58 - United States - El Reno

Today, an old man looked me dead in the eyes as he reached into my tip jar, grabbed the money, and then walked out of the store as if nothing ever happened. I was so shocked that I couldn't do anything to stop him. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2014 19:00 - United Kingdom - Aylesbury

Today, an old man wanted to give me a tip for bagging his groceries. He slipped some money as deep into my pocket as he could, stroking my thigh for a few long seconds in the process, then he gave me a creepy smile and winked before walking away. FML

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Pervy perv walks

By Cashier - 09/03/2011 05:36 - Canada

Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML

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By No money, mo' problems - 18/06/2013 22:01 - United States

Today, I witnessed an elderly lady getting mugged. I ran over to the guy mugging her and offered him the money in my wallet in return for him leaving her alone. The old lady snatched my money and ran away with the mugger. What the hell just happened? FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2012 01:57 - United States - Rancho Santa Margarita

Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML

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By punchedhelper - 20/06/2012 23:27 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I saw an old man struggling with three bags, so I offered to carry them for him. He must not have heard me because when I bent down to take the bags, he thought I was stealing them and punched me in the face. FML

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Sorry, man

By Lii - 24/03/2015 01:04 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I shouted, "Fuck off!" out of reflex when I felt someone behind me grab my bag and pull it off my shoulder. It turned out to be an elderly man with a walking stick, who was trying to steady himself in a busy crowd. FML

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By justinmdent - 24/11/2014 03:48 - United States - Excelsior Springs

Today, I helped a very large elderly man, who thanked me and tried to hand me a dollar bill. I kindly told him, "We are not allowed to accept tips from customers." His reply was, "You're going to take this fucking money," and shoved it in my pocket. I'm now being written up for it. FML

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Scam artists

By oldladiesbecrazy - 03/09/2021 07:59

Today, in a market, an old lady stood beside me for a few moments, not saying a word, before turning to me and screaming that I'd taken the money out of her purse. Security was called and I was given the ultimatum to either go to jail or give her the money back. Now I have no food for next week. FML

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By beckbm23 - 21/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML

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Customer service

By Anonymous - 12/09/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, a man having a breakdown was trashing the shop, and I was talking to him, calming him down, when an old guy popped up out of nowhere and hit him in the back of the head, out cold in seconds. He then looked at me and told me, "That’s how you deal with crazy people. You need to grow a pair, son." FML

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thatonegirlnic 10

Friday 1 November 2013 18:44

I can't wait to be old. They get away with everything

massinator5 4

Friday 1 November 2013 18:44

People like that need to realize that people work hard for those tips

Comments

ashleynjx 6

Saturday 2 November 2013 13:25

yo should of said sthing sorry op you deserved it

Raylosophy 10

Saturday 2 November 2013 15:50

Damn...you got clowned by a senior citizen. Smh.

CptObvious98 8

Saturday 2 November 2013 19:16

Was he Jewish by any chance?

Curlytwirly22 17

Saturday 2 November 2013 20:40

Old people suck they're so cranky all the time then when they do anything wrong they guilt-trip us into forgiving them,they're so annoyingFOL's -->(**** Our Lives)

sarahbevan20 11

Sunday 3 November 2013 17:51

I ******* hate old people. They think theyre entitled to everything because they're the "older generation." Yes, you deserve respect because you are an elder, but that doesn't mean you have to turn your noses down to anyone between the ages of 14-21... Im 15 and i have straight a's, but they're too ******* biased. All they do is watch the news so they assume that all teenagers run around smoking pot, drinking, and screwing. But noooooo, they're the "older generation" so they're always right. .-. Feel free to agree/disagree...

sarahbevan20 11

Sunday 3 November 2013 17:53

You got robbed. Age is no discrimination for crime. He ******* stole your money, thats illegal.

Robbedwithoutgun 2

Sunday 3 November 2013 20:35

Damn it grandpa! Not again!

liaRawr 9

Tuesday 5 November 2013 4:36

Bad grandad!

AlwaysClutch15 3

Tuesday 5 November 2013 18:48

Your fault for not doing anything about it. Grow a pair.

Jeffy91 28

Tuesday 19 November 2013 8:39

I would've spoke up and then run up to the old dude. If he didn't give it back, that's when ya begin to use force. Not all old people are as innocent as ya think. I mean a thief is a thief. What happens when a thief gets older? Nothing, he is just then an old thief. Does that mean let him get away with stealing now cuz he is old? Hell no. Bust his ass and then tell him hes lucky ya didnt get the cops involved, otherwise they would be busting his ass. Ta dah