By anonymous - 05/09/2012 04:44 - Australia

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Today, an unknown number left me a lengthy voicemail of what sounds like two people having sex. This is the closest I've gotten to real-life sex in 2 years. I listened to it three times. FML
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cawoods 1

It's like a phone threesome!

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Bekll 31

I love when strangers leave lengthy voicemails by accident. Never had one of sex in the background but one did involve a wife yelling at her husband. And OP, 2 years is nothing. I've been without for five years now.

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I3eefChowFun 7

I understand how you feel. It's been almost 3 days since I had any sex. Thank goodness some chick wants to come over to give me a ******** later today.

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klovemachine 24

Doesn't matter listened to sex :D

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Lahawalala 3

Phone sex at the next level.

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vbmg152 18

I got one of those one time. Also, got one from a wife who's husband was cheating! She thought she'd dialed the husband! Boy, that was a good one to listen to, how she was going to take everything. Thanks for the BMW, stuff like that! This was before everyone had a cell phone so, it was more rare to get a wrong number call on it. Hilarious stuff!!!

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