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Desperate
That's an invitation. They called because they want you. Take that logic and you will not only never be lonely again, you'll also be a huge douche! Good luck with future endeavors of douchery, op.
Cheer up! I'm still a virgin, so I haven't had it in, like 16 years!
#19: You have a one year old child at age 14. I respect NickKuiper for waiting, and not rushing to have sex.
#26: Sarcasm is not an umbrella term. Your original comment didn't have a trace of a sarcastic remark in it. I've seen similar rebuttals several times now in the comments by different people and it just makes me shake my head in frustration.
26- did you really just confuse the words opinions and options?
You are 16! You are supposed to be studying, not having sex. There is time for sex, and it is not now. Staying a virgin while still in school will help avoid lot of trouble in life. Be proud of it.
Cheer up, I'm a 21 year old virgin =/
"My momma always said, stupid is as stupid does." ~Forrest Gump
I wonder when this couple will realize that at the mere age of 31 their child will be graduating from high school.
I wonder when yall will notice she said she loves her fiancé, her child, and her girlfriend. You are so very intelligent and mature in your 'options' there number 14, perhaps regale us with your vast experiences with love? Oh wait, your 14, and of course as confused and immature as all teenagers are, if not more so. Engaged, a child, and a girlfriend on the side, how on this earth did your parents let this slide?
Your fiancé looks like her family tree never grew past the stump stage #19.. And seriously knocked a girl up at thirteen? What a ******* winner
69 (giggles childishly) - If you'll notice, "she" is a he.
67- I don't think they are going to have to worry about graduating anything with parents like that. 14, with child, and can't even spell the name of the city they live in. Might graduate to a Tuesday evening stripper from a Tuesday afternoon stripper if lucky.
Your stupidity is utterly astounding
It's Hunter Moore calling aha.
Lucky!!!!
This feels like it could probably make for a scenario in some weird hentai film. In fact, this may be your chance to earn some money. Add tentacles for effect.
Take it as a deliberate call-to-action that you need to get back into the world and find someone special.
What are you going to do when your phone deletes all your saved messages after a certain period of time? :o. Noooooooooo!
Get a life dude
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It's like a phone threesome!
I love when strangers leave lengthy voicemails by accident. Never had one of sex in the background but one did involve a wife yelling at her husband. And OP, 2 years is nothing. I've been without for five years now.