By anonymous - 05/09/2012 04:44 - Australia

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Today, an unknown number left me a lengthy voicemail of what sounds like two people having sex. This is the closest I've gotten to real-life sex in 2 years. I listened to it three times. FML
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cawoods 1

It's like a phone threesome!

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Bekll 31

I love when strangers leave lengthy voicemails by accident. Never had one of sex in the background but one did involve a wife yelling at her husband. And OP, 2 years is nothing. I've been without for five years now.

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perdix 29

Call them back and see if you can have real sex with whoever answers. There's a 50/50 chance you'll get a woman. On the other hand, you may want to give the guy a try just to break up your two-year drought.

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SousapCody 6

Brings a whole new meaning to phone sex.

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delicious69 5

Good lord get a hooker

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jimihendrix298 0

Hahahahahahaa...dude nw luk wat is life doing it to u!!! Even ur life cant hide ur secret of nt hving sex jst because....u have a baby penis!!!! Tere to lavde lag gye chuchu!!!

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skyeyez9 24

Reminds me of the joke that someone made an obscene phone call to your home, and it lasted 30 minutes.

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ittsdann 6

So...you are 14, engaged and have a one year old child. Well...that escalate quickly.

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