Health: Today, and for a long time, I've had a phobia of schools. I'm...

By IncompatibleMetier - 09/10/2014 23:07 - France

Today, and for a long time, I've had a phobia of schools. I'm extremely stressed out about starting in a new school. Normal, right? Yes, except that I'm the teacher. FML

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kingkyled 8

Friday 10 October 2014 12:07

Why are you a teacher then?

Crofty92 17

Friday 10 October 2014 12:55

But OP said he has had a phobia of schools for a long time, why become a teacher?

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imateapot_723 9

Wednesday 8 April 2015 19:15

Soooooo...... Why are you a teacher?!?!?

gingerlover01 24

Tuesday 12 January 2016 15:03

well that's perfectly okay there are no rules that state you can't be anxious

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