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By Anonymous - 10/03/2016 16:41 - United States - Augusta

Today, and recently, many of my friends have been acting strangely. My birthday is coming up soon, so I thought maybe they were planning a surprise party. Nope. Turns out they've just been secretly hanging out without me. FML
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thestoryofacaleb 14

Maybe the best present you could give yourself is some real friends :) Good luck OP and don't let them get you down!

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darshini_ii 24

It's never too late to make new friends.

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thebiteof87 27

Pretty much the same thing happened to me too on my bday

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Tripartita 44

It's spelled "bidet" and it's incredibly odd that you were talking to your friends while using one.

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jadenjacksonm 14

#33 I didn't mean to dislike your comment I agree.

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Sweet_Melody 15

#33 I ask myself that question quite a few times when I read comments.

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thestoryofacaleb 14

Maybe the best present you could give yourself is some real friends :) Good luck OP and don't let them get you down!

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football98_fml 20

I think it's time for new friends

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stfuwtf 21

That's not very nice. You deserve friends who actually want to be your friends! Quality over quantity!

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dman798 18

That's a bad gift from what it sounds like, bad friends

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hipposteve 21

treat yourself for your birthday! don't mind the losers :)

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possomman 10

Looks like some new friends are in order. You don't need your old friends. New ones will respect you.

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Tripartita 44

I hope you mean EX-friends, OP! And EX-birthday. And EX-surprise. EX-EX!

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