By gir - 14/07/2011 19:35 - United States

Spicy
Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML
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KellyIsTheBest32 12

are you 6?

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XxsteelrainxX 0

you should have yelled surprise when they climaxed

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sarahhoho 0

lmfao, shoulda coulda woulda...

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kruschev33 0

shouldn't you know never to sit under someone's bed

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chelseaaababyyy 17

thats gross but who hides under their parents bed to scare them ?

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yupitssoph 18

Everyone loves butts, or whatever your name is, please gtfo

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VALUHH13 0

I think you should still just jump out and scare them. lol

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crazy1100 0

i totally kno how u feel. i hearmy parents n its terrible

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lalala2589 0

Do you also hide under their bed to get a better sound?

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damanipimpin 4

god yes next time video it and if i were u i wouldve watched and jerked off

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redbluegreen 40

They don't know how to use punctuation, that's for sure.

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boomersooner42 0

that really was that funny just discusting

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a_nutritionist 10

but you didnt "ment" disgusting?

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perdix 29

Now who got the scare? I feel sorry for you, OP -- every time you go to kiss your mom, you're going to think you taste your dad's ****. That can't be good.

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