By Bear - 01/02/2009 17:38 - United Kingdom

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Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
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alwaysalady 0

When I was a teenager, I came home before my curfew, and my parents were going at it on the dining room table. I never came home on time again.

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alwaysalady 0

When I was a teenager, I came home before my curfew, and my parents were going at it on the dining room table. I never came home on time again.

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carriealana 0

D: AHHHHH #6. So gross. So sosoSOSOSOSOSOS gross.

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reiningchic 0

lol i was 4 one time and i didnt even know what it was untill i was like 12.. then i almost threw up.

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raesos91 26

hey, I was also 4 years old one time!

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cra_z_turtle 0

#3- oh jeez. at least you have an excuse... "why weren't you home on time?" "I didn't want to catch you f***ing..."

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americuzz 8

^^ this made me lol:) i know my parents don't have sex cause they're super old and tired all the time so I don't have to worry bout that

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SarcasticUnicorn 9

Haha I don't have to worry about it either. My parents are not old, but they are always tired, and spend their free time napping or watching tv.

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podrummer9209 0

Parent sex FTL. I feel bad for you. I never come home early. Ever.

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louisianagrrrrl 0

how old are you that you didn't realize what they were doing right away?

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andyjazz9876 0

oh you poor thing, i really mean that.. god i can't even imagin my parents doing it and my mom saying " go harder" EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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KristelDreams 0

You are scarred for life O_O

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A_Guy 0

The "go harder" part makes it x1000 worse

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