Intimacy: Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare... - FML

By gir - 14/07/2011 19:35 - United States

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Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML

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By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 21:20 - United States

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Today, I ran into my parents bedroom after I heard my name and what sounded like painful screams. When I opened the door my parents were on top of each other laughing hysterically. They needed me to find the key to the handcuffs. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

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Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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Nobody's fooled

By sandy - 17/03/2009 21:25 - United States

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Today, I was completely naked in my boyfriend's bed. Suddenly his mom yelled that she was coming in so that she could get to the attic. I pulled a blanket up to my neck, hoping she would think I was just cold. She had to step over my bra and panties on her way to the attic. FML

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Pranked!

By RetroDayDreamer - 10/09/2011 15:46 - United States

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Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

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Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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Didn't see you there

By eatmyshipoopie - 18/12/2009 15:20 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

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Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

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By Bear - 01/02/2009 17:38 - United Kingdom

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Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2016 19:46 - United States - Bronx

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Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML

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drummerboy957six 0

Friday 15 July 2011 1:23

that's awkward

KellyIsTheBest32 12

Friday 15 July 2011 1:26

are you 6?

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EpicLovee 2

Friday 15 July 2011 2:53

ew.

skrillex99 0

Friday 15 July 2011 2:55

wasn't this same scene in mr woodcock?

jesus1234566 0

Friday 15 July 2011 2:56

funniest thing ever! haha

lalalovebiancaa 0

Friday 15 July 2011 2:56

EW at the way you worded this ...

TwitchingNebula 17

Friday 15 July 2011 3:03

ROFLMFAO!

jess0091 0

Friday 15 July 2011 3:04

OP will never see his/her parents the same way again....ever! Once you hear your parents have sex you're scarred for life. x_x

mad_hatter0666 22

Friday 15 July 2011 3:05

Oh my God, you so deserved that. lol

AD76 1

Friday 15 July 2011 3:05

Funny, you hid to scare them but they traumatized you.

MaddiLovesYou12 0

Friday 15 July 2011 3:05

hahaha that sucks.

Schnyduh 4

Friday 15 July 2011 3:07

LOL

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