Miscellaneous: Today, as I often do, I had sex in my old car. I'm 25, my boyfriend...

By niii - 26/11/2008 04:26 - France

Today, as I often do, I had sex in my old car. I'm 25, my boyfriend is 28 and we're still living with our parents. FML

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You deserved it 14 052

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Right to privacy

By NoctisMax - 25/12/2016 06:47 - United States - Humble

Today, I was caught doing it with my boyfriend in a car because we wanted to have privacy from my family. I'm a grown adult with my own home. FML

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You deserved it 2 422

Regressive

By Anonymous - 19/11/2012 05:19 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, at the age of 29, I now have a relationship on par with a teenager's. Several weeks ago, my fiancé and I lost our home, and are now back living with our respective families. We now have no privacy. I actually just got dropped off at home, before 10, after having sex in a hay field. FML

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Put your foot down

By K.. - 28/02/2021 14:01 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML

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You deserved it 179

Pull up

By ohdeargodthatswrong - 09/01/2010 13:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML

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Oh hey how are you?

By Shelly - 13/06/2011 02:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I pulled over to have sex in his mother's car. It was going great until I leaned back onto the horn, waking up our whole neighborhood. FML

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You deserved it 46 230

By Anonymous - 12/02/2015 16:50 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, my boyfriend threw a fit because I "still" live with my mother at age 30. I bought her an apartment in my building and hired a live-in nurse because she is senile and permanently bedridden. FML

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You deserved it 2 548

By ph2222 - 05/10/2015 17:10 - United States - Toledo

Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things started getting hot. Out of respect, we stopped and just cuddled, making us able to hear his parents banging. FML

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You deserved it 3 661

By smurfisurfer1 - 12/12/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML

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You deserved it 4 935

By Emily - 21/08/2011 04:54 - United States

Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML

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You deserved it 42 663

Bad sign

By Anonymous - 03/11/2022 20:00 - United States - Enid

Today, my 24 year-old boyfriend said that he wanted to move out of our apartment, but also stay in a relationship. He's moving back in with his parents, over two hours away. FML.

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You deserved it 129

PaperxHearts_xox 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 1:07

"our parents'"? uhm. rephrase your sentence...or be prepared for a funky looking child.

Tri_fml 5

Monday 23 February 2009 17:19

Got all excited at mocking your incest, but everyone beat me to it :(

Comments

tdizzles 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 4:28

wait a minute... you got laid, you dont pay rent, and you have a built in maid... wheres the downside to this again?

Wacuco 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 4:53

Lmao What he said^

RatIsKing 0

Friday 9 October 2009 22:31

Oh my ******* god.

sweetbiotch88 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 13:55

I cannt get over this incestial-person/freak

sweetbiotch88 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 13:56

aaw my comment before didn't post, it said : I'm a ****

Anteezy 7

Sunday 24 January 2010 0:32

This has win written all over it.

bridgette5866 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 22:17

Check out the incredible amount of comments noting the obvious incest here. Loving it.

sarebear123 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 1:51

what's sex?

sarebear123 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 1:55

omg you SCREWED YOUR BROTHER!

JDFromSac 0

Monday 29 March 2010 20:20

bangin yur sis huh.... ydi for sure. lol and living with your parents isn't that bad in a shit economy.

AliceSaysFYL 0

Thursday 8 April 2010 12:20

lol

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Today, I went to visit my fiancé's dying grandmother in the hospital with him. She started talking to us about living each day to the fullest. His grandmother points to me and says, "Life is short. That's why you don't waste any time screwing girls who look like that." FML

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Today, I spent hours cooking an amazing dinner for my family, who had just gotten home from a trip, so we could spend some time together because I'd started to miss everyone. When they got home, they saw it all laid out and just took plates to their room, without even telling me they were home. FML

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Today, my husband informed me that he has been purposely finishing before me in bed as a form of punishment for beating him at Mario Kart. FML

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Today, I panicked when I felt a hard bump on the side of my stomach. I thought I had appendicitis. Turns out it was my ab muscles. I've been overweight so long I didn't know what they felt like. FML

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You deserved it 27 257

Today, I was told that, although I was sick on the last day before break, they would still accept the 24 page essay that I had written. Tonight, as I went to print it out, I found that my dad had "cleaned up a bit" on my computer, including the documents from last semester. I have school tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 3 327

Today, I broke my own no contact rule with my ex, begging him to come back. He simply replied, "Stop begging. It's over." FML

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You deserved it 815

Today, my dad went through my room while I was out and threw away the "inappropriate pictures" that he found. They're the nudes I've been working on for art class. FML

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You deserved it 5 212

Today, outraged about the high gas prices, I thought it would be funny to buy some stickers of Joe Biden saying, “I did that” to put them on the gas pumps next to the prices. I was caught by the owner, and am no longer welcome in that gas station for “vandalism.” FML

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You deserved it 2 994