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By niii - 26/11/2008 04:26 - France

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Today, as I often do, I had sex in my old car. I'm 25, my boyfriend is 28 and we're still living with our parents. FML

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Right to privacy

By NoctisMax - 25/12/2016 06:47 - United States - Humble

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Today, I was caught doing it with my boyfriend in a car because we wanted to have privacy from my family. I'm a grown adult with my own home. FML

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Regressive

By Anonymous - 19/11/2012 05:19 - United States - Murfreesboro

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Today, at the age of 29, I now have a relationship on par with a teenager's. Several weeks ago, my fiancé and I lost our home, and are now back living with our respective families. We now have no privacy. I actually just got dropped off at home, before 10, after having sex in a hay field. FML

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Put your foot down

By K.. - 28/02/2021 14:01 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML

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Pull up

By ohdeargodthatswrong - 09/01/2010 13:25 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML

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Oh hey how are you?

By Shelly - 13/06/2011 02:50 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I pulled over to have sex in his mother's car. It was going great until I leaned back onto the horn, waking up our whole neighborhood. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2015 16:50 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, my boyfriend threw a fit because I "still" live with my mother at age 30. I bought her an apartment in my building and hired a live-in nurse because she is senile and permanently bedridden. FML

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By ph2222 - 05/10/2015 17:10 - United States - Toledo

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Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things started getting hot. Out of respect, we stopped and just cuddled, making us able to hear his parents banging. FML

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By smurfisurfer1 - 12/12/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML

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By Emily - 21/08/2011 04:54 - United States

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Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML

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Bad sign

By Anonymous - 03/11/2022 20:00 - United States - Enid

Today, my 24 year-old boyfriend said that he wanted to move out of our apartment, but also stay in a relationship. He's moving back in with his parents, over two hours away. FML.

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PaperxHearts_xox 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 1:07

"our parents'"? uhm. rephrase your sentence...or be prepared for a funky looking child.

Tri_fml 5

Monday 23 February 2009 17:19

Got all excited at mocking your incest, but everyone beat me to it :(

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Endless 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 3:13

it's not bad with the way the economy it's normal to live with your parents at that age

MissIndependent2_fml 0

Wednesday 14 April 2010 1:15

well they are French ;)

katiebethss 0

Monday 14 June 2010 0:03

Jesus Christ!

hilda_kitty 16

Thursday 8 July 2010 4:33

... xD

lovemysnubber 0

Friday 16 July 2010 19:39

guys....the apostrophe after parents' makes it plural possesive... means they're own parents no incest....don't complain about grammatical errors if you don't know grammar and you can't say parents' houses that's stupid OP your right as for your fml...move out

xyadove 8

Monday 19 July 2010 4:45

it could still mean incest. the plural is two parents

Softballsam11 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 3:30

Maybe her boyfriend is living with HIS parents and She's living with HER parents. Omg think a little.

starberries 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 3:45

#30, of course you can say "parents' houses". That's the only correct way to say it. "Our parents' house" means ONE house belonging to our parents. Don't try to correct people's grammar when YOU don't know anything about it, you ******* moron.

candiceenicolee 0

Monday 23 May 2011 16:52

Please grow up and move out! lmao

Pennybags 1

Tuesday 21 June 2011 3:49

Yeah, plural possessive of a singular house. Either they're unrelated, and their parents live together in the same house, or the correct phrase would be "parents' houses," no matter how stupid you think that sounds.

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Today, as always, my mom loudly asked me if I'd brushed my teeth, then replied to my yes with, “I don’t believe you.” All because I forgot to brush my teeth once when I was 5. I’m 17 now. FML

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