Intimacy: Today, as I passed my fiancé the pancakes I had just made, he...

By Eve - 24/06/2011 10:45 - Ireland

Today, as I passed my fiancé the pancakes I had just made, he vocalised his happiness with a groan that was EXACTLY like the one he makes when we have sex. So on a sexiness rating, I'm a pancake. FML

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Same thing different taste

No kinkshaming here

By Anonymous - 30/09/2012 04:37 - United States - Northridge

Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML

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Wrong, just wrong

By Anonymous - 02/07/2017 10:00 - China - Chengdu

Today, while licking maple syrup off my wife during foreplay, I probably shouldn't have referred to her breasts as pancakes. FML

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By DallasGal - 14/02/2012 16:31 - United States

Today, my boyfriend wanted to have Valentine's Day sex. He then remembered it was unlimited pancakes at IHOP. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2012 10:24 - United Kingdom - Northampton

Today, I said to my boyfriend that he makes the same noises when he smells bacon as he does when we have sex. Now everytime we have sex, he whispers "Bacon..." in my ear. FML

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By FYLyfer - 26/10/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, while at Wendy's with my boyfriend, I realized that he made more pleasure sounds when eating his Baconator than he did while sleeping with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 21:10 - Lebanon

Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML

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Saucy

By donutsex - 05/08/2014 16:48 - United States - Georgetown

Today, since I work at a doughnut shop, I came home smelling like fry oil and had bits of sugar on me. My boyfriend told me he loves having sex with me right after I get off work. He said its like having sex with a hot doughnut. FML

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By PTKFML - 26/07/2009 04:37 - United States

Today, while in the middle of having sex with my husband, instead of saying something sexy in my ear, he whispered, "We are so gonna make pizza after this." FML

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By confused - 28/09/2011 04:55 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend told me that having sex with me was as good as eating crispy bacon. I don't know if I should feel complimented. FML

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By esb - 13/08/2009 15:23 - Canada

Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "eat it, eat it!" FML

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Friday 24 June 2011 16:11

you must feel so loved :D pancakes are the sexiest breakfast food :P

futtbuck101 1

Friday 24 June 2011 16:12

I'd like some syrup with that

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iEatGuppies 0

Friday 24 June 2011 18:04

take it as a compliment, you must make good pancakes

sblhaine 0

Friday 24 June 2011 18:04

pass the butter and syrup

aardvarkish 16

Friday 24 June 2011 22:02

Go deep...

harrieslinger 17

Friday 24 June 2011 18:04

Well? I don't see a problem here? pancakes are awesome!

planetsmurf 6

Friday 24 June 2011 18:05

all this talk about pancakes makes me want some so badly, but I am confined to my home because of I have a contagious disease. this sucks

bringmepieskm 0

Friday 24 June 2011 18:08

PANCAKES!!!

iPunchedBigFoot 5

Friday 24 June 2011 18:11

It could have been vice versa

ellelovescarlo 0

Friday 24 June 2011 18:12

maybe he was just telling you he was going to enjoy them(: like he enjoys you

DReamBig24 0

Friday 24 June 2011 18:13

he was probably kidding lol

ILoveEmoes 9

Friday 24 June 2011 18:17

... bodypancakes? You make good pancakes, it opens a world of possibilities!

848901 0

Friday 24 June 2011 18:18

I would think you take that as a compliment of sorts: if you can make your man get like that, w/ pancakes no less, you gotta be doin something right!

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Same thing different taste

No kinkshaming here

Wrong, just wrong

Saucy

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