Holidays: Today, I asked my landlady if she could fix the air conditioner...

By meh - 26/05/2015 05:09 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I asked my landlady if she could fix the air conditioner that's been broken since I moved in. Instead, she came round and took away my bathroom mirror, along with all the toilet paper. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2015 16:29 - Sri Lanka

Today, my scumbag landlady broke into my place and stole my mop, which I refused to give her earlier. She denied everything and tried to convince me that some criminal broke in using a key, stole only my mop, and was nice enough to lock up on the way out. FML

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By That escalated quickly. - 28/08/2017 20:00

Today, I was excited by the thought of the bathroom in my rental being replaced after the plumber advised that the leak can't be easily fixed. Instead, the owner has decided to fully renovate and is kicking me out. FML

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By fuck you btichass cuntshit - 20/08/2015 16:18 - United States - Shelburne

Today, I accidentally dropped and shattered my small bathroom mirror. My sister came to see what was going on, took one look at the shattered mirror, and said, "About time you put it out if its misery." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2011 15:12 - Canada

Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML

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By Username - 14/03/2011 06:53

Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML

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By scottyboy - 01/10/2016 07:58

Today, I started packing up the flat I have been renting. As I took a picture off the wall I also ripped half the wallpaper. That's my deposit gone. FML

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Time to move

By Anonymous - 05/05/2021 06:01

Today, after taking a shower, I realised that my landlord was peeking in the whole time through broken ventilator. Once he tried to get into my room, using his keys. I couldn't tell the landlord's wife, as I didn't have any proof so I left the house, even though my rent was long due. FML

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Get your own food, lady!

By Anonymous - 09/11/2022 06:00

Today, I'm so nice, I allowed my landlady to use my freezer in the hallway. In exchange, she's so nice, she feels entitled to take my food being stored in said freezer. FML

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By flying solo - 28/01/2009 22:35 - United States

Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, one of my roommates blew a fuse by running a personal heater on full overnight. I notified our landlady that I had to get a new fuse; she came over to pay me for it. Only as I heard landlady's horn did I see another roommate's girlfriend's car; she stayed overnight and isn't allowed to. Both roomies got evicted and blamed me. FML

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thejzabs 25

Tuesday 26 May 2015 17:29

I can imagine the conversation- "Hey my apartment sucks. Can you fix it?" "Nahhh, imma make it worse."

JOEBOBARNOLD 15

Tuesday 26 May 2015 17:27

Well that was rude

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JOEBOBARNOLD 15

Tuesday 26 May 2015 17:27

Well that was rude

beararm 11

Tuesday 26 May 2015 17:46

that pic tho lol... perfect

sonasonic 34

Wednesday 27 May 2015 8:07

She'll definitely win the good neighbour award with that attitude.

tigerborn69 18

Tuesday 26 May 2015 17:27

Slash her tires

sureshadow 23

Tuesday 26 May 2015 20:22

I highly doubt that would end well.

ironmany_fml 23

Tuesday 26 May 2015 21:14

slash her wrists then maybe that'll teach her

PePziNL 20

Wednesday 27 May 2015 2:59

Wow that escelated quickly

RobotUnicorn1209 26

Tuesday 26 May 2015 17:28

Shame on her

thejzabs 25

Tuesday 26 May 2015 17:29

I can imagine the conversation- "Hey my apartment sucks. Can you fix it?" "Nahhh, imma make it worse."

The_Avatar 22

Tuesday 26 May 2015 23:46

This made me laugh waaaay harder than it should have hahaha

fader48080 10

Wednesday 27 May 2015 15:40

ditto 44

Emmamazing 26

Tuesday 26 May 2015 17:30

Time to find a new place to live. Hopefully somewhere with someone less rude

Omniprism 14

Tuesday 26 May 2015 17:32

Wtf. You need to complain about her.

vampire623 6

Tuesday 26 May 2015 19:50

to who op is renting the house from her

NyPokeMaster 7

Tuesday 26 May 2015 20:18

You don't know how law works, do you?

justgettingit 6

Tuesday 26 May 2015 20:56

Op did, on FML.

MELKOZAR 27

Tuesday 26 May 2015 17:33

Hopefully it isn't that hot!

laden_swallow09 34

Tuesday 26 May 2015 22:30

If not now, it will be.

thefmlman2011 36

Tuesday 26 May 2015 22:47

its autumn in Australia, it doesn't get that warm during the day.

False_Stupidity 41

Tuesday 26 May 2015 23:48

It can get rather cold though and it could be a reverse cycle system. Then again, OP is from Queensland so it doesn't get THAT cold

bwinski 19

Tuesday 26 May 2015 17:36

That's shitty that she took your toilet paper ;)

bossking23 15

Tuesday 26 May 2015 18:05

Cmon does someone have to make that pun EVERY ******* TIME there's an FML involving shit

PePziNL 20

Wednesday 27 May 2015 3:00

Nooooooooooo. No.

RickySleeves 20

Tuesday 26 May 2015 17:38

Sounds like Consuella

toasterspoon 17

Tuesday 26 May 2015 17:42

This is a winner of a comment

EvilTurtle 35

Tuesday 26 May 2015 19:09

no no

santosb1 11

Tuesday 26 May 2015 19:50

need more lemon pledge

bingalingading 12

Tuesday 26 May 2015 22:34

meester super man not here...

abbyade 21

Tuesday 26 May 2015 17:39

Time to look for a new flat

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