Wrong, just wrong

By Anonymous - 02/07/2017 10:00 - China - Chengdu

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Today, while licking maple syrup off my wife during foreplay, I probably shouldn't have referred to her breasts as pancakes. FML
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RichardPencil 30

When you go "down there," please, please, please don't mention waffles!

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Weibu11 5

Now that's what I call a sticky situation....

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Weibu11 5

Now that's what I call a sticky situation....

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PenguinPal3017 19

Is that how it happened?

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RichardPencil 30

When you go "down there," please, please, please don't mention waffles!

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arioch_fml 20

Seems you've fallen flat on your foreplay Op, I assume your wife isn't stacked then since this was submitted?

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CrazyTrainWreck 19

Yeah should have gone with French Toast, much better than pancakes. You could really butter her up with that.

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Fritterzz 13

I don't see the problem. Pancakes are delicious!

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What do I do? 9

Maybe if they were chocolate chip pancakes it would have gone over better...

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RichardPencil 30

Not a flat-tering simile to use with breasts. What if she referred to his dick as a Gummi Worm? People like Gummi Worms, but it's not an erotic compliment.

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donuuuuuut 10

that's means he thinks her boobs are as flat as a pancake

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WeirdUS 29

So you compared her **** to something flat ? Nope not good

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ProperPengTing 15

Looks like you and your buddy D will be freezing for some days, if not weeks. LMAO #saf

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Swedish_Eagle 21

"What do you think of my pancakes?" said no girl ever.

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