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By lotd - 31/07/2012 23:28 - United Kingdom - Henley On Thames

Today, as I sat down for my flight, I realised that the passenger I had to sit next to for the next seven hours was wearing a necklace made from tampon packaging. FML

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By legitweirdo - 08/01/2013 04:16 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, within the first 15 minutes of a nonstop 8-hour flight, the guy sitting next to me picked an eyelash he found on my face, stared at it for a few seconds, and stuck it in his mouth. FML

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By skrillexblewme - 02/08/2012 16:30 - United States

Today, as I sat down in the plane, I realized that for the next seven hours I would be sitting next to a priest who refused to stop praying aloud, and an old man who wanted to tell me the story of how the toothpick came to be. FML

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First time?

By ajdown - 17/06/2011 20:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I have an eight hour transatlantic flight and the person sitting next to me has already filled his third sick bag. This wouldn't be quite so bad were we not still at the terminal with passengers still boarding the plane. FML

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Get me out

By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 18:36 - United States

Today, I'm on a 16 hour flight. Five minutes in, the lady on one side has clipped her toenails onto me and the guy on the other side has the most horrific gas I have ever smelled. To help this problem he bought a cheese plate from the stewardess. 15 hours and 55 minutes to go. FML

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By crapgirl - 18/04/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I discovered the worst possible situation in which to get explosive diarrhea: on a 9-hour transatlantic flight. Next to an attractive single guy. FML

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By iFail - 29/01/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML

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By bloody_hell - 15/01/2015 02:18 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML

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Pink tax

By Mel - 01/10/2024 02:00 - United States - Dallas

Today, I got my period early. While traveling. For a funeral. I had to walk through two entire airport terminals to find a shop that had any period products, and the only option was an $18 box of tampons. Six tampons, to be precise. FML

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By tampondealer - 09/11/2009 18:42 - Canada

Today, after visiting my mom, she stuffed a bunch of pads in my backpack so I'd have some at my dorm. When I was going through security, I was stopped and ended up missing my flight. Apparently the jumbo pads my mom sent look exactly like packs of cocaine when they go through the X-ray machine. FML

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By GeorgiaBOYY - 04/01/2010 17:40 - United States

Today, while using the bathroom on an airplane, someone walked in on me wiping my butt. That person just so happened to be the stranger I was sitting next to. It was an 8 hour flight. FML

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dead_insects 18

Wednesday 1 August 2012 8:59

could be worse: could be a necklace made from used tampons! But seriously, that's ******* weird...

THEKAISER 4

Wednesday 1 August 2012 9:00

Bloody hell

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ThexFroggyGirl 21

Wednesday 1 August 2012 17:48

I don't see why this is such a big deal.. YDI for being an unnecessary nuisance to the universe.

AwesomeSkySky 1

Wednesday 1 August 2012 18:16

Shes making a fashion statement xD

FML2_XF 3

Wednesday 1 August 2012 18:36

Do you mean pearls?

alohalili 0

Wednesday 1 August 2012 18:39

Some people in the work are just plain odd

donken 1

Wednesday 1 August 2012 18:47

I dont get it, do a neclace make u do à worse human being? How about u stop judging people by their neclace and talk to them?

BigSexy123 11

Wednesday 1 August 2012 19:58

It's made out of TAMPON packaging. Like you really wouldn't get weirded out if you saw this. If not, then you're crazy too. Crazy.

Joui_fml 11

Wednesday 1 August 2012 20:15

Sounds like a mental patient. How old was this person?

PandaSpots 10

Wednesday 1 August 2012 20:23

I don't see the problem.... You must be a guy

StaceyMichelle 5

Wednesday 1 August 2012 20:36

I have to admit that's pretty bad ass

MisterFML123 1

Wednesday 1 August 2012 20:47

Never know, could have lost a bet

MuseFan1991 14

Wednesday 1 August 2012 21:00

Luna Lovegood??

British_Shadow 13

Wednesday 1 August 2012 23:04

Harry Potter character :)

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Today, I woke up and found a little note where my husband should have been. It said, "We've had some good times, hun, but it's time for me to move on." We've been married for 15 years, and have 3 children. FML

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Today, I was sitting in the lecture hall. A girl walked by to get to her seat and her dress got caught on the handles, lifting it up. She didn't notice but I did, so I tried to take it off the handles. She turned around to see me holding her dress up. FML

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