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By crapgirl - 18/04/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I discovered the worst possible situation in which to get explosive diarrhea: on a 9-hour transatlantic flight. Next to an attractive single guy. FML

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By yegworstdrivers - 20/12/2018 10:00 - Canada - Edmonton

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By whatsmccraken - 10/09/2009 12:37 - Taiwan

Today, I was on a 12-hour transatlantic flight. I asked the flight attendant where the rancid smell was coming from. The guy sitting next to me started laughing, saying, "Sorry, something I ate is not agreeing with me." This was hour one of the flight. FML

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By IamHM - 19/07/2016 18:36 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I'm on a 14-hour flight, stuck next to a large man whose rancid body odor is eclipsed only by his constant flatulence, which he loudly blames on me every time. On my other side is his friend who laughs like a moose at everything. There are no empty seats and no-one will trade with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2012 14:11 - United States

Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML

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By planes - 30/12/2009 06:27 - United States

Today, on the airplane, the kid behind me kicked my seat hundreds of times, while the big bald guy next to me farted deadly ones repeatedly. I was on a non-stop 14-hour flight. FML

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By ajdown - 17/06/2011 20:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I have an eight hour transatlantic flight and the person sitting next to me has already filled his third sick bag. This wouldn't be quite so bad were we not still at the terminal with passengers still boarding the plane. FML

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By GeorgiaBOYY - 04/01/2010 17:40 - United States

Today, while using the bathroom on an airplane, someone walked in on me wiping my butt. That person just so happened to be the stranger I was sitting next to. It was an 8 hour flight. FML

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By Jobby - 30/06/2012 12:48

Today, I have four flights. I spent last night projectile vomiting with food poisoning. By the time I got to the airport it had progressed to liquid diarhea. Two flights in, I got my period. FML

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By hatesmellyfeet - 20/01/2010 13:47 - United States

Today, I boarded my flight and sat next to a man. I told him I had hoped he was a hot woman and he concurred. He said at least I wasn't obese and I replied "At least you aren't smelly". Minutes later I realize he had the most disgusting foot odour ever... the barefoot kind. I suffered for 11 hours. FML

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shaPOW 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 9:44

why does everyone on fml insist on using the phrase "explosive diarrhea"?

dino_witha_cape 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 10:07

look on the bright side. at least it wasn't a 10 hour transatlantic flight

Comments

Blardo 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 9:35

that happens dont know why he would dislike you

commietaco 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 21:22

first!

lolfood 24

Thursday 6 June 2013 7:32

How would you react to someone ******** their pants beside you?

darkimmortal777 6

Sunday 19 April 2009 9:36

lol ew

Amkii 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 9:36

How do you know he was single? Just because he's not married doesn't mean he's not seeing anyone. Or do you talk to hot strangers about their love lives often? Anyway, it's not like you were going to shit your pants in front of him. How is this bad? I just hope you were sitting on the aisle.

qwerty8788 4

Tuesday 2 March 2010 0:41

probably bcause he doesn't have a wedding ring dumbass

jjpavo 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 8:45

doesnt mean he does have a gf, dumbass

peachykeen13 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 21:05

when I'm flying the people next to me often start a friendly conversation. maybe he was the one to bring up that he was single. and "explosive" implies that she couldn't control it.

shaPOW 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 9:44

why does everyone on fml insist on using the phrase "explosive diarrhea"?

angelnoir 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 7:10

it seems like everyone on fml has "explosive diarrhea"

mbeasley14 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 8:01

Frag out!

forthepainx3 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 6:35

lmao, win ^^

cecilia_weasley 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 9:44

Ask for Imodium? Or pepto bismol. Owch, girl

Thassodar 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 9:50

Let me put it this way: There's a fetish for everything. For all you know this guy may blow his load to chicks having explosive diarrhea. Don't worry about it is my motto.

dhooks111490 8

Wednesday 28 March 2012 15:34

Don't worry about HAS to be your motto. With a face like that I would be so depressed if I cared. So good for you incredibly weird looking black dude

robbietherabbit 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 9:56

what did it explode in your pants while you were sitting there?

dino_witha_cape 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 10:07

look on the bright side. at least it wasn't a 10 hour transatlantic flight

Bobby64 29

Sunday 24 July 2011 19:34

Exactly! And it could have been TWO attractive single guys. Stay optimistic, OP! ^_^

lovepulse 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 10:16

OUCH! that really sucks

redroses5 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 10:21

You think you're ******? At least you didn't know anyone. I got explosive diarrhea the other day during a test. I had to sit there because the teacher wouldn't allow make-ups. I reached the bathroom, but before I could pull my pants down I pooped myself. Now that's ****** up- try walking to your car on a crowded college campus with your pants full of shit. Good thing I didn't run into anyone.. but still embarrassing as hell. And I had to clean up my car afterward because of the smell FML.