Money: Today, I went to Walmart with all my birthday money, which I...

By Anonymous - 13/01/2017 16:38

Today, I went to Walmart with all my birthday money, which I had in a wallet with my permit and everything else. I was sat on a bench looking for items for my iPod Touch However… I left my wallet behind. Turns out an old couple stole it. I got my shit jacked by grandparents. FML

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By Brooklyn - 05/11/2012 22:11 - United States - Newport

Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML

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By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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By Fuck irony - 29/10/2017 10:00 - United States - Binghamton

Today, I was volunteering at a soup kitchen and was advised to leave my wallet and cell phone in my car so they wouldn’t be stolen. Someone broke into my car and stole them. FML

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By omgfmlhard - 11/05/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, I walked into Best Buy to buy a 42" widescreen TV I'd been saving up for many months. As I walked in, a man stopped me and handed me my wallet that I'd accidentally dropped. I thanked him. Five minutes later at the checkout, I opened up my wallet to realize it was empty. He had stolen everything. FML

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By Recon - 17/03/2009 12:16 - Switzerland

Today, I had gone to the store and bought a new wallet. 5 minutes later a security guard asks for my receipt. Turns out I had dropped my receipt. Some guy had picked it up and pretended I had stole his wallet. The guard confiscated my wallet because the guy had "his" receipt to prove it. FML

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By americanized - 22/11/2010 15:25 - Denmark

Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 06:02 - United States

Today, I saw an elderly woman in need of help of crossing a street. I helped her across. On the way she just about fell and held onto me to keep from hitting the ground. After she left on her bus I reached for my wallet. It was gone. I had just been robbed by a 70 year old. FML

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By pissedandpoor - 15/04/2016 17:50 - United States - Meadville

Today, my wallet got stolen. I had a bunch of cash, my SS card and my license in it. Now I have to replace everything, only to have to renew my license again when I turn 21 in June. FML

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By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

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By clip_kate - 01/07/2016 02:36

Today, I went to the store, but after I'd selected my items, I saw that I'd forgotten my wallet. When I tried to explain to the cashier, he thought that I was trying to steal and called the cops. My roommate had to come to the store to save me. FML

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hoosierholla 17

Friday 13 January 2017 19:40

That was painful to read.

Seabass_Chan 33

Friday 13 January 2017 16:58

Since you know for certain old people stole your wallet, I presume that means you were able to get it back?

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Seabass_Chan 33

Friday 13 January 2017 16:58

Since you know for certain old people stole your wallet, I presume that means you were able to get it back?

RichardPencil 30

Friday 13 January 2017 17:12

They didn't steal it, they found it. They probably needed the money for Viagra, Depends and porno mags (some old folks don't know about free Internet ****.)

species4872 19

Friday 13 January 2017 19:43

Hey Pencil, your comments are becomming shaded and blunt, sharpen up a bit before you get erased.

Thor1012 28

Saturday 14 January 2017 11:36

Well when you spend every waking hour commenting on fml you're bound to slip up somewhere

species4872 19

Friday 13 January 2017 19:44

Hey Pencil, your comments are becomming shaded and blunt, sharpen up a bit before you get erased.

c420racer 13

Friday 13 January 2017 17:53

I clicked YDI after reading "I went to Walmart with all my birthday money". Enough said, nothing good ever comes from going to Walmart.

hoosierholla 17

Friday 13 January 2017 19:40

That was painful to read.

species4872 19

Friday 13 January 2017 19:41

Old people have birthdays too. Apparently theirs was today.

kristinjeaneen 21

Saturday 14 January 2017 0:30

I can barely understand what this FML is saying. What I can gather is you must've had your wallet sitting next to you while you were on your iPod and the oldies jacked your shit. If so YDI. Never leave your stuff unattended. Keep your money on your body or in the bank at all times I was taught.