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By poop towel - 15/09/2011 19:43 - United States

Today, my new roommate moved in. It seems that instead of using toilet paper like a normal human being, she instead opts to use the nearest towel in reach. I found this out when I went to dry off with mine after a shower. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2015 02:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML

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By Jenn - 18/08/2021 09:59

Today, I discovered my new boyfriend doesn’t have toilet paper. He has a toilet cloth, which he instructed me to rinse off in the toilet after I was done. FML

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By I hate nasty people - 05/04/2012 16:18 - United States - South Bend

Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML

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By WheatiesMan - 15/06/2016 10:52

Today, I'm on a class trip to Washington DC. Last night, my roommate took a shower, and I decided that I would take one in the morning. This morning, I found out after I got out of the shower that my roommate used one towel for drying himself, and the other for a mat. He didn't hang either of them up. FML

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By arrrrggggghhhh - 04/03/2009 23:38 - United States

Today, I realized that my roommate has been using my loofah to clean our toilet. I've been cleaning myself with the shit of four college boys for the last six months. FML

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By flying solo - 28/01/2009 22:35 - United States

Today, my roomate took the toilet paper out of my bathroom. I went into his room to look for it, only to find a large wad of it balled up near his laptop and mouse. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2021 05:00 - Poland - Poznan

Today, I noticed my girlfriend wiping her sweaty armpits with the small towel that I always use to wipe my face with after shaving. Now I know why the towel smells so bad. FML

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Give it back

By upset room mate - 18/08/2011 06:59 - United States

Today, after our old roommate left because he was too dirty for us to live with anymore, we found out that our new roommate has "borrowed" our shampoo, towel, toilet paper, liquor, without replacing them. I wish we still only had to clean up. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2015 08:26 - Canada - Maple Ridge

Today, after a day, I finally noticed that the toilet paper I'd been using to wipe my butt is actually a roll of paper towel cut in half. My dad thinks that it's a waste of money to buy proper paper. Guess who had to unclog the toilet twice. FML

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By Karmaisabitch - 18/05/2012 06:07 - United States - Boulder

Today, I wanted to prank my roommate. So, I thought it would be funny to take all the toilet paper out of our bathroom. She thought it would be funny to wipe with my cashmere sweater. FML

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enonymous 8

Friday 16 September 2011 1:12

It adds volume and body and gives your hair definite character

SlimShady167 3

Friday 16 September 2011 1:11

Haha what the ****? That's gross:/ Sorry OP, FYL

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SlimShady167 3

Friday 16 September 2011 1:11

Haha what the ****? That's gross:/ Sorry OP, FYL

Dalliance 4

Friday 16 September 2011 1:52

I babysat a kid once who did this. He'd had explosive diarrhea and used the towel to wipe his legs that were dripping in nearly liquid feces. But he was four.

tsim_fml 0

Friday 16 September 2011 9:03

Two girls one towel?

ceepevoy 0

Friday 16 September 2011 9:26

Wtf is wrong with ppl?

bustub2 8

Friday 16 September 2011 17:54

I believe a jury would let you off for that.

BroSkii69 8

Friday 16 September 2011 1:11

What a shitty roommate ;)

Turner_22 0

Friday 16 September 2011 1:47

FAIL.

enonymous 8

Friday 16 September 2011 1:12

It adds volume and body and gives your hair definite character

danishbagel 3

Friday 16 September 2011 3:41

Also covers you in shit.

Keyman1212 14

Friday 16 September 2011 5:52

I've heard caking shit into your hair is the secret to all the Jersey Shore character's incredibly immobile hair.

ntherewas1 11

Friday 16 September 2011 12:55

And this is my favourite comment of the day!

ultra_notorious 26

Friday 16 September 2011 1:13

sounds like you have to day down the law and housebreak this chick.

SteelCladAngel 0

Friday 16 September 2011 18:35

Rub her face in the dirty towel and smack her nose with a rolled up magazine.

FYLDeep 25

Friday 16 September 2011 1:14

How do people like this ever make it into college?

leadman1989 15

Friday 16 September 2011 22:32

Cheating!

luccmon 6

Saturday 17 September 2011 3:06

Nobody said it was college. Roommate applies to anyone living together in any given dwelling..... But having cleared that up, your question is still valid.

Snookie85 19

Friday 16 September 2011 1:17

That's just wrong!

MangoRico1 1

Friday 16 September 2011 1:18

She has class I see.... Or just puts the Ass in it

boredblonde 17

Friday 16 September 2011 1:19

That is just ........ no

Penn2894 6

Friday 16 September 2011 1:24

That sucks. Keep your towels with you in a drawer or something and only take them to the bathroom when they need to shower?

marysol_fml 1

Friday 16 September 2011 1:25

That is horrifying. I'm guessing you're in college? If this continues, you need to go to your RA or dorm adviser and complain. What she's doing is disgusting and unsanitary. You should also insist she reimburse you for the towel. Bag it and throw it out.