Kids: Today, as I walked out the door to head to class, my neighbour's...

By Anonymous - 31/03/2014 17:15 - Japan - Takarazuka

Today, as I walked out the door to head to class, my neighbour's kid threw a balloon at me, filled with some kind of foul-smelling liquid that he calls "liquid ass". I had a presentation 20 minutes later and couldn't get the smell off myself in time. FML

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By kafreen - 30/08/2016 19:35 - United States - Tucson

Today, I arrived at work early. I noticed the plants on the side of my classroom could use some water so I went out to do so. On the way, I found a beer can. Not wanting the kids to see it, I picked it up but some spilled on my dress. I quickly noticed a familiar smell. No, not beer. Urine. FML

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By even axe would smell better - 04/02/2014 18:55 - United Kingdom - Aylesbury

Today, a kid in class kept chatting to his friend, and was made to swap seats. Every time the guy he swapped with moved, the stench from his armpits wafted over. It smelled like nacho cheese crossed with ball sweat. It got so bad that I eventually had to go dry heave in the toilets. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2015 09:26 - United States - Natick

Today, I was in class and I smelled what I thought was month-old trash coming from a student in front of me. I politely ignored the smell, only to realize a few hours later that the persistent smell wasn't coming from every student in my university, but was from my shoes. FML

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By das_shizzle - 30/09/2020 23:02 - United States - Montesano

Today, as I was getting ready to go to class, I accidentally stepped in dog poop. I was in a hurry, so I scraped it off as best as I could. When I go to class, I noticed it smelled. The girl behind me noticed and said, "Mmmmm, smells like food in here." FML

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By meep - 16/03/2017 00:00

Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2013 10:29 - France - Paris

Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML

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By dealtit - 30/07/2014 03:49 - United States - Toccoa

Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML

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By owwthatfarts - 27/01/2017 11:53 - United States - Worcester

Today, one of my preschool students hit me in the nuts in front of my whole class. If that wasn't bad enough, the blow to my crotch instantly triggered a very audible fart. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 19:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML

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Drunk on the job

By Anonymous - 29/06/2024 03:00 - United States - Matawan

Today, I was in a rush to get my lunch for work. I quickly opened my fridge to grab it, and accidentally knocked over a beer, spilling a little on my pants. I told myself I'd spray them in the car. I forgot, and when I got into work, someone sat down and commented that they smelled beer. The person was a student. FML

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ThomasBombadil 31

Tuesday 1 April 2014 1:23

Wow, that's a hell of a prank. Ruin someone's day/week for your jollys. Bummer OP.

mannatee 19

Tuesday 1 April 2014 1:59

How many friends do you have after that assholery

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KingOfPokemon 6

Tuesday 1 April 2014 1:21

Look it up online I use it to prank all my friends

mannatee 19

Tuesday 1 April 2014 1:59

How many friends do you have after that assholery

TheCrispyCat 20

Tuesday 1 April 2014 2:01

Liquid Pass has been used in my school a few times. Why put people through the misery?

lexi365 20

Tuesday 1 April 2014 2:14

Isn't it the same as stink bombs? Some assholes used to throw those back in my middle school.

Flowtastic 16

Tuesday 1 April 2014 4:19

Not exactly Lexi - from googling it seems to be in a squirt bottle so you can squirt it on people and have them smell like shit rather than an area.

alicat13 12

Tuesday 1 April 2014 4:56

KingOfPokemon - You are an asshole. Someone needs to teach you a lesson. Hopefully you prank the wrong person soon. Do you like hospital food?

pump281 4

Tuesday 1 April 2014 6:06

Nothing wrong with a prank between friends!

PattonGilette2 18

Tuesday 1 April 2014 8:49

Yeah, but you don't just throw a stink bomb at someone for amusement. It's obtuse behavior and I don't see the funny part in it.

Trainn 19

Friday 16 September 2016 19:07

It's called a harmless prank you autist.

ThomasBombadil 31

Tuesday 1 April 2014 1:23

Wow, that's a hell of a prank. Ruin someone's day/week for your jollys. Bummer OP.

Jiplo 18

Tuesday 1 April 2014 4:59

I agree. It's not even a good prank. A good prank is one you can laugh off and typically won't affect your/someone's daily life. An example is short-sheeting.