Kids: Today, as I walked out the door to head to class, my neighbour's...

By Anonymous - 31/03/2014 17:15 - Japan - Takarazuka

Today, as I walked out the door to head to class, my neighbour's kid threw a balloon at me, filled with some kind of foul-smelling liquid that he calls "liquid ass". I had a presentation 20 minutes later and couldn't get the smell off myself in time. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2024 03:00 - United States - Matawan

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ThomasBombadil 31

Tuesday 1 April 2014 1:23

Wow, that's a hell of a prank. Ruin someone's day/week for your jollys. Bummer OP.

mannatee 19

Tuesday 1 April 2014 1:59

How many friends do you have after that assholery

Comments

breakinlegs 19

Tuesday 1 April 2014 4:26

And I was thinking children in japan had more manners than that!

brandoneyez1 25

Tuesday 1 April 2014 4:33

I'm not sure if I would throw some liquid ass back or have a discussion with his folks.

blueboy154 12

Tuesday 1 April 2014 4:40

Find out online how to get rid of it

alicat13 12

Tuesday 1 April 2014 4:59

It is whipping, not whooping. As long as it is not done in anger, I agree.

silvercamaro 22

Tuesday 1 April 2014 5:01

Sadly, assaulting a child, or any person for that matter, would still be illegal my friend.

vickostojanovic 0

Tuesday 1 April 2014 5:05

How do you know the name of the liquid? Did the kid shout something like "Liquid ass attack" before the baloon hit you, or you chatted about it before?

AlwaysWatching 27

Tuesday 1 April 2014 22:31

OP probably asked what it was after it was thrown to and the response was "liquid ass!"

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 1 April 2014 5:31

Did the presentation go well at least?

carbonbasedcynic 17

Tuesday 1 April 2014 5:45

break into his house. take all his clothes. leave only the stinksuit

Cece41 12

Tuesday 1 April 2014 5:53

Fill another balloon with some real liquid ass and throw it at him.

kissmeImawkward 17

Tuesday 1 April 2014 6:17

some people shouldn't have kids, because they'll turn out to be just a bunch of assholes like them.if you ruin someone's day and you enjoy it, it's not funny..it's just evil..