Kids: Today, as I walked out the door to head to class, my neighbour's...

By Anonymous - 31/03/2014 17:15 - Japan - Takarazuka

Today, as I walked out the door to head to class, my neighbour's kid threw a balloon at me, filled with some kind of foul-smelling liquid that he calls "liquid ass". I had a presentation 20 minutes later and couldn't get the smell off myself in time. FML

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By kafreen - 30/08/2016 19:35 - United States - Tucson

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By even axe would smell better - 04/02/2014 18:55 - United Kingdom - Aylesbury

Today, a kid in class kept chatting to his friend, and was made to swap seats. Every time the guy he swapped with moved, the stench from his armpits wafted over. It smelled like nacho cheese crossed with ball sweat. It got so bad that I eventually had to go dry heave in the toilets. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2015 09:26 - United States - Natick

Today, I was in class and I smelled what I thought was month-old trash coming from a student in front of me. I politely ignored the smell, only to realize a few hours later that the persistent smell wasn't coming from every student in my university, but was from my shoes. FML

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By das_shizzle - 30/09/2020 23:02 - United States - Montesano

Today, as I was getting ready to go to class, I accidentally stepped in dog poop. I was in a hurry, so I scraped it off as best as I could. When I go to class, I noticed it smelled. The girl behind me noticed and said, "Mmmmm, smells like food in here." FML

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Wet leg

By meep - 16/03/2017 00:00

Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2013 10:29 - France - Paris

Today, my halitosis was so bad that when I blew onto my solution in chemistry class, it reacted. FML

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By dealtit - 30/07/2014 03:49 - United States - Toccoa

Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML

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By owwthatfarts - 27/01/2017 11:53 - United States - Worcester

Today, one of my preschool students hit me in the nuts in front of my whole class. If that wasn't bad enough, the blow to my crotch instantly triggered a very audible fart. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 19:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML

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Drunk on the job

By Anonymous - 29/06/2024 03:00 - United States - Matawan

Today, I was in a rush to get my lunch for work. I quickly opened my fridge to grab it, and accidentally knocked over a beer, spilling a little on my pants. I told myself I'd spray them in the car. I forgot, and when I got into work, someone sat down and commented that they smelled beer. The person was a student. FML

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ThomasBombadil 31

Tuesday 1 April 2014 1:23

Wow, that's a hell of a prank. Ruin someone's day/week for your jollys. Bummer OP.

mannatee 19

Tuesday 1 April 2014 1:59

How many friends do you have after that assholery

Comments

trent_h 9

Tuesday 1 April 2014 6:37

Liquid ass is an actual product that you can buy off of amazon

nurchok 15

Tuesday 1 April 2014 7:50

Did you beat the **** out of his parents? That's what I would do. That'll teach him a lesson, when his dad takes out his belt :)

Flowtastic 16

Tuesday 1 April 2014 12:13

#37 if done at the time of the offense it would be considered self defense. Sadly though, it wasn't done then. :(

angelitared 27

Tuesday 1 April 2014 16:13

I'd **** that little kids life up!

sanecatlady 13

Tuesday 1 April 2014 19:41

Kids today are complete brats and their parents don't even try to control them. I know that's what every generation says but it's true and worse than ever. If I could get away with it I'd sneak inside the brat's bedroom while he's at school and destroy every one of his precious toys. It would be worse than spanking.