App
FML for mobile
Free
Open in app

By Diffy - 26/04/2012 11:49 - United States - Woburn

Today, as I was crossing an intersection, a car ran a red light and almost hit me. This kind of thing happens a lot in my town so I'm used to almost being run-down, except this time it was a small boy on his father's lap steering. The dad was laughing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 348
You deserved it 2 180
May weddings: Love and blunders
Weddings are supposed to be perfect, but our stories show that perfection can sometimes be... surprising! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

Cloudberry 10

Holy crap that is very dangerous and very illegal. I hope you got his plate number!

240 8
imp4ct 15

Wow. That father deserves some punches in the balls, just to be sure he doesn't get any more kids.

123 2

Comments

THE_A_TEEN 27

Someday, that so-called "father" will get his. I honestly hope he crashes his car and catches fire one of these days, without the kid inside of course.

29 5
testestestes123 4

Hope in one hand and take a dump in the other. See which one fills up first

1 9
THE_A_TEEN 27

Sorry, I rather shit in a public toilet while singing "I need to take a shit, Take a shit" while the other guy in the next stall is having a sensuous wank.

13 3
testestestes123 4

Why do you want the guy in the next stall to be having a sensuous wank? I guess there's a fetish for everyone out there

4 6
THE_A_TEEN 27

*WHOOSH* Hear that? That's an FML reference going going by your head.

16 2
br0ccoli 14

Stupidity has procreated. Time to stock up on canned goods and pee filtration devices. It's a sign that rapture is close.

19 2
JoeLouisBomber 9

Wow thats actually ****** up. Dads laughing at his kid for almost killing an innocent person and possibly himself and his child

13 0
testestestes123 4

Maybe that wasn't his father. Sounds like a pedophile and the kid was trying to get help. Way to only think of yourself.

2 15
THE_A_TEEN 27

But, we don't know their side of the story, and we'll never know. I honestly doubt a little kid would be on someone's lap steering the wheel while the drive is laughing like a maniac, that would attract attention. ...and besides, this is OP's FML. It's always about themselves.

5 1
testestestes123 4

Actually I do know. That little boy was me. That pervert had his disco stick in my bung. It hurt and I was hoping if I T-boned that car, that Giggles McCrackens disco stick would become dislodged.

4 5
THE_A_TEEN 27

Cool story, bro! When's the next story? I was promised some stories.

0 2
kalbrek009 20

Car? OP was WALKING! Also, small town, (if it had actually been a pedo, the whole town would have lynched his ass). If I could slap stupid people through the Internet, you'd be first in line! Lol

0 0
agalaz 5

dumbass it didnt happen like that

0 0
perdix 29

Considering that the Caps knocked out the Bruins last night, why do you have the will to live?

8 3
l23VIVE 17

Im sorry bro, but my team the Pens got knocked out by the Flyers... The FLYERS!!!!

1 2
challan 19

Wow, what a surprise a whiny Pens fan. Oh crap... Perhaps we are actually chatting with the ultimate cry baby... Crosby himself!!!

3 0
perdix 29

I don't know #53, but WHEN the Caps knock out the Flyers, promise me you won't throw yourself in front of a car driven by a baby. That E-Trade baby is a prick, he'll mash the pedal to nail you.

1 1
t765234 10

Panthers all the way... Out of the play-offs, that is. I hate being a Florida sports fan.

1 0
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Trolldad Driver's Ed in session.

4 1
kirrra 11

With that sort of parenting, I really hope I never have to meet the adult that child will become!

1 0
immaMonsta 8

What the hell did I just read...? The father actually thought it was funny that he not only ran a red light (and yes, I'm holding the father accountable even though the kid was steering), but he almost ran you over and could've possibility severely injured/killed you?! That's not funny. I hope you got his plate number so you can report him, or that the intersection had cameras up to catch him in the act.

6 1
kirrra 11

testestestes123, I wouldn't know from personal experience, but I'm pretty sure when carrying out unspeakable acts, the first thing running through a pedophiles mind is NOT how to attract the most amount of attention from police as possible!

2 1
mhopper 13

This is why Massachusetts has the worst drivers in the nation!!!!

2 3
immaMonsta 8

I think New York, New Jersey, and Maryland drivers are all worse than that. I haven't been back to Massachusetts in years though, so I haven't seen their driving lately.

0 2
Michael_92 20

I think bad drivers are all over the place, just not a few states.

1 1
mhopper 13

There was an actual poll conducted on this. Massachusetts was #1 followed by New York and New Jersey. I've lived in all three and I can agree with that order lol

2 1