Kids: Today, I was walking my son to school. After yelling at him for...

By EOJ - 10/02/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, I was walking my son to school. After yelling at him for not looking where he's walking, I grabbed his hand and pulled him closer to me. Not paying attention, I walked him right into a light pole. FML

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You deserved it 55 276

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By laurisshnazzy - 07/04/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2012 18:28 - Argentina - Villa Sarmiento

Today, I was giving my son a driving lesson. He blatantly ran a red light, so I told him to pull over to let me drive us home. As I walked over to the driver-side door, he instead locked me out and drove off by himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2011 17:06 - Canada

Today, I noticed a young child wandering out onto a busy street. I managed to grab his arm just as he stepped off the sidewalk and yank him away from almost certain death. My reward was his mother, who was on her cell phone the whole time, screaming at me for touching her child. FML

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You deserved it 2 528

By Imwalkinghere - 04/11/2016 01:26 - United States

Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML

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You deserved it 695

Technique

By icandothecancan - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Duncan

Today, while in the yard, my 18-month-old son decided to take off running into the road, where a car was driving. I rushed after him, only for one of my dress straps to suddenly break without warning. It must have looked like I was trying to flag down the driver with my flailing tit. FML

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You deserved it 6 266

Threatening

By supersplatoon - 08/09/2015 23:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was walking down the street when someone started yelling at me, saying I was dead. I bolted, ran into a pole and when they caught up to me, said "Oh, wrong person." and walked off, leaving me bruised on the ground. FML

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You deserved it 2 705

Shocking

By Anonymous - 02/08/2020 17:01

Today, I tried to hang up a light and, in my clumsiness, got shocked. My dad started screaming at me for yelling out. FML

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You deserved it 234

By Braxam - 15/06/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML

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You deserved it 3 641

Kids these days, eh?

By child - 10/12/2015 02:24 - United States - Avon

Today, my mom was driving with my brothers and sister in the back seat. She was turned around talking to us, when my sister told my mom that she missed the light. She ran it, then screamed at us about not paying attention and noticing your surroundings. FML

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You deserved it 1 560

By Diffy - 26/04/2012 11:49 - United States - Woburn

Today, as I was crossing an intersection, a car ran a red light and almost hit me. This kind of thing happens a lot in my town so I'm used to almost being run-down, except this time it was a small boy on his father's lap steering. The dad was laughing. FML

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You deserved it 2 178

examancer 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 20:37

Let the kid out of your kung-fu grip from time to time. They will make their own mistakes and get hurt... its part of life... let them live it. However, definitely pound the "look both ways" thing into his head and make sure he does it. Getting hurt doesn't need to mean dying.

mikeyellenlee 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 3:17

I feel bad for your kid. My parents were giant hypocrites, too.

Comments

ifyouonlyknew77 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 20:03

how can your son be starting his first day of school in the middle of february? School starts in the fall...

z_vet 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 20:29

I agree with #5.

examancer 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 20:37

mechwarrior 0

Friday 13 February 2009 16:39

Some of you guys have a no sense of humor.

mikeyellenlee 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 3:17

I feel bad for your kid. My parents were giant hypocrites, too.

quiksta 0

Saturday 14 February 2009 13:01

sounds like you probably should have waited a few years before having kids.

maiden_girl 5

Saturday 14 February 2009 15:57

Mommie Dearest... lol. Kidding... I hope your son wasn't hurt too badly... My mom zipped my neck up into my coat once... it hurt like hell.

sai_fml 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 6:23

@ the people who are crying "Terrible parent" etc. I very much doubt you guys are parents, or remember much about childhood... If the kid was paying attention he probably wouldn't have been dragged into a pole either.