Health: Today, as I was driving to work, I witnessed a kid apparently...

By Anonymous - 26/10/2011 07:41 - United States

Today, as I was driving to work, I witnessed a kid apparently getting jumped. Being a good citizen, I got out and started yelling at them. I ended up alongside the kid in the hospital. FML

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By anonymous - 28/12/2010 18:03 - Canada

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By ihateteenagers - 30/12/2010 02:12 - United States

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By angry mama - 21/09/2019 00:01

Today, while picking my daughter up from school, I saw her being beaten by two boys while the teacher stood there doing nothing. I ran to help, but then she pushed one of the boys off her. The teacher then pulled her away, yelled at her and then yelled at me for "not raising my kid right." FML

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By tried to help - 07/10/2019 00:01

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2011 17:06 - Canada

Today, I noticed a young child wandering out onto a busy street. I managed to grab his arm just as he stepped off the sidewalk and yank him away from almost certain death. My reward was his mother, who was on her cell phone the whole time, screaming at me for touching her child. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

Today, someone was getting beat up by 6 guys. When I tried to help, they had a swing at me as well. The cops came when I was enthusiastically defending myself. They got away, I got arrested. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML

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SCREAM4meeee 0

Wednesday 26 October 2011 16:26

Aw thanks for trying though. It's good to see!

tfair85 2

Wednesday 26 October 2011 16:27

You did the right thing, don't worry about it. Karma/fate/God/whatever you want to call it, will take care of the jumper.

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WestSide_Boii 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 5:52

i would of yelled from the car.

Warriors2014 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 8:15

Did the right thing!

likeabawse 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 10:10

who would even think about saying you totally deserved it? thats just wrong

Cacevedo 2

Saturday 29 October 2011 21:07

Hahaha.

MarieBooLovesYou 4

Sunday 30 October 2011 4:54

Lesson learned. Don't go out helping other kids you see being jumped.

D3AD_RING3R 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 18:07

Well score one for the nonexistence of karma

happychicka 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 23:28

Aww OP! Your so nice!!!!!!! :)

Meghanboo18 0

Monday 31 October 2011 1:01

Aww well good thing you tried to help him :/

soccerdragon1991 0

Monday 31 October 2011 6:08

I think u did what ever a kind hearted person would do

PeppaParis 14

Monday 31 October 2011 13:07

At least you can ease your conscience by knowing you tried to help :S

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